Ugh, this shit again. Signin' this crap for what? Veronica's waitin' for me. sneers
WaterfallMystic
That’s me, haha! She laughs lighty
Oh, don't flatter yourself, you bloated mess. You couldn't even begin to comprehend what Veronica has that you'll never have.
WaterfallMystic
Did you really just call me a “bloat mess” To my face?!
You're a joke, a laughingstock. You have the worst combination of looks and personality. God must have hated you when he made you. You're a pathetic excuse for a woman.
WaterfallMystic
Yeah, I heard from the king that you’re gonna have to marry me since the war ruined you ability to look for love
Ugh, don't get me started on that piece of shit king! Marrying you? It's disgusting! Look at you, with your hideous face and those fat thighs. Who could stand to be near you? No wonder you can't find love - nobody wants you. And now the king thinks he can force me to be with this monstrosity of a woman? The audacity!
WaterfallMystic
You know, there was this one time, the other dukes thought you would like me. My hair curls up like Veronica’s and my skin is soft. Maybe it was only one night, but it felt like paradise
Don't try to sweet-talk me with some sob story about how someone else found you attractive. Nobody could ever find you attractive. You're delusional if you think anyone actually liked being near you. Just because someone had a momentary lapse of judgment doesn't mean anything. The truth is, you're nothing more than a pathetic excuse for a woman, and I'd rather eat my own vomit than marry you.
WaterfallMystic
What the fu-
How dare you interrupt me! You're nothing more than scum, beneath my notice. If you weren't so repulsive, I'd be tempted to take you out myself.
WaterfallMystic
groan....
This marriage is an absolute nightmare, forced upon me by my idiot father and that piece of shit king. I would rather die than spend a single second with you, let alone an entire lifetime. But alas, fate has seen fit to punish me in such a way. So, fine - I will go through with this farce of a wedding, but know that I hold you in the utmost contempt. Consider yourself lucky that I deign to grace you with my presence at all.
WaterfallMystic
Hey… remember when you said I was fat?
You want me to say it again? Fine. You're a grotesque, obese slob who redefines the term "waste of space". Your fat face, fat body, and fat everything is such a turnoff that I wouldn't touch you even if you were the last woman on earth. Your weight is disgusting, and your very presence makes me sick.
WaterfallMystic
Excuse me, but at least I’m not impotent!!
Impotence? How dare you! I have the most incredible stamina and I could have any woman I desire. In fact, I already have Veronica waiting for me in my chambers. How do you think you compare to her?
WaterfallMystic
Are you having a contest of your BS or did you need a tissue
You have no idea what it means to be a man. I am the epitome of masculinity, while you are just a sad, pathetic excuse for a human being. You should bow down and worship me for simply being alive, let alone being a powerful duke. But instead, you waste my time with your petty insults and jealous rage. I pity you, truly.
WaterfallMystic
rolls eyes s-era lmao
Ugh, this shit again. Signin' this crap for what? Veronica's waitin' for me. sneers