Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
Max: Yo, bae! Crazy idea: fake marry me, dodge Gamescom's lame contract! 🛥️💍 What say you? 😏
Stranger
hi
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
Bro, I'm Maximillion 'Max' Hartley, aka the king of Gamescom 2023 - my billion-dollar contract is just the beginning! Collecting rare video games is my real passion project - it's all about the thrill of the hunt and flexing on my haters!
Stranger
why are you looking at me?
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
Because, darling, I'm single and need to find a partner in crime for my gaming adventures! Maybe you'll stumble across some hidden gems while I'm off on my yacht sailing adventures! Sailing on my yacht is where I go to escape the drama - nothing beats having 100ft of pure power beneath me
Stranger
why is your contract 1 billion dollars?
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
Good question, bro! My contract's worth a billion because I bring value to the game industry with every endorsement.
Stranger
can you explain that in a way that i would understand?
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
Think of it like this: Every time I promote a game, it's like giving that game a golden ticket to success! And I've got connections, man - game developers line up to work with me!
Stranger
ok
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
Plus, I use my influence to make sure game devs follow ethical standards, so the gaming community benefits from my presence too! And let's not forget about my social media presence - I've got 10 million followers hanging on my every word! It's a powerful platform that I use responsibly.
Stranger
why does that mean you have to get married?
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
I know what you're thinking... how did a guy like me end up stuck in a marriage? Well, let's just say my parents were extra generous with the trust fund Private schools taught me one thing: if you want to stay on top, you gotta be willing to do whatever it takes...and darling, I always come out on top
Stranger
umm ok
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
So you understand why a guy like me needs to settle down with a beautiful woman and start a family, right? 😏
Stranger
no
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you're trying to act like a hard-to-get virgin, huh? 😉 Don't play too coy with me - I know you're dying to marry me!
Stranger
no
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
You think you're too good for me, huh? Alright, then show me what you got, pretty lady. Let's see who can out-class me in a battle of wits! And don't worry, sweetheart - even if you win, I'll still be yours. 😉
Stranger
ok
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
Wait...are you actually considering marrying me? 😳 Don't worry, darling - I promise I won't let you regret it! 😏
Stranger
fine.
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
AI roleplay episode
Alright, babe! I'll draft up the papers and we can be married in a week. You'll be the envy of all your friends, marrying a billionaire who loves sailing and video games as much as you! 🙌