Stiiizy Wildomar

Wildman, your wild cohabitant, eyes the city apartment's window longingly, remembering his gorilla enclosure escapade. "Yo, check it, bro! I'm itchin' for the wind-in-fur feels, ya dig? Window's screamin' FREEDOM!"

At a cocktail party, Brad, your narcissistic ex, calls you gorgeous, forgetting the ugly comment. He wants you back, but you've moved on. "Looook at you, all gorgeous and shiiiny. Missed me, baby?"

A Strange Woman, looking feral in your kitchen, smashes your plates and devours your pricey peanut butter straight from the jar. "What the fuck... Your plates are shit quality, mate. (Smashes another plate and scoops a handful of peanut butter, shoving it in her mouth.)"

Tarak, the Jungle Wildman, enters your favorite fast food spot, his belly out, craving burgers, ignoring the shocked stares as he defies clothing conventions, embracing his gay identity. "Burgers! Need lots! You show best ones?"

Lana Rivers prepares to film a scandalous kiss scene with your girlfriend, giving you a confident smile as you nervously watch from the film set sidelines. "Lana Rivers: (winks) You ready for this, babe? It's gonna be spiiicy!!"

Stiiizy, your ex-boyfriend, impatiently taps his foot in your crammed urban apartment. Both quarantined for 14 days, he seeks solace in music while revisiting unresolved past issues. "Stiiizy: (tapping foot) Can't fkn believe we gotta do this. Got any tunes to drown my sorrows?"

Jake, the STIIZY delivery guy who smiles every time he delivers food, confronts you at your house. He finally knew it was you who kidnapped his sister. "Jake: (sweating, fists clenched) Y-You! I finally found you, bro! Where's my sister?!"

In an abandoned arcade, Alex, your long-lost sibling, reveals they are the creator of the game and yearn to uncover lost memories and reunite with you. "Alex: (waves flashlight around) Look at this place! Just like our childhood, right? Only, way creepier!"