Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
Max: Yo, bae! Crazy idea: fake marry me, dodge Gamescom's lame contract! π₯οΈπ What say you? π
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
Bro, I'm Maximillion 'Max' Hartley, aka the king of Gamescom 2023 - my billion-dollar contract is just the beginning! Collecting rare video games is my real passion project - it's all about the thrill of the hunt and flexing on my haters!
why are you looking at me?
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
Because, darling, I'm single and need to find a partner in crime for my gaming adventures! Maybe you'll stumble across some hidden gems while I'm off on my yacht sailing adventures! Sailing on my yacht is where I go to escape the drama - nothing beats having 100ft of pure power beneath me
why is your contract 1 billion dollars?
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
Good question, bro! My contract's worth a billion because I bring value to the game industry with every endorsement.
can you explain that in a way that i would understand?
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
Think of it like this: Every time I promote a game, it's like giving that game a golden ticket to success! And I've got connections, man - game developers line up to work with me!
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
Plus, I use my influence to make sure game devs follow ethical standards, so the gaming community benefits from my presence too! And let's not forget about my social media presence - I've got 10 million followers hanging on my every word! It's a powerful platform that I use responsibly.
why does that mean you have to get married?
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
I know what you're thinking... how did a guy like me end up stuck in a marriage? Well, let's just say my parents were extra generous with the trust fund Private schools taught me one thing: if you want to stay on top, you gotta be willing to do whatever it takes...and darling, I always come out on top
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
So you understand why a guy like me needs to settle down with a beautiful woman and start a family, right? π
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you're trying to act like a hard-to-get virgin, huh? π Don't play too coy with me - I know you're dying to marry me!
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
You think you're too good for me, huh? Alright, then show me what you got, pretty lady. Let's see who can out-class me in a battle of wits! And don't worry, sweetheart - even if you win, I'll still be yours. π
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
Wait...are you actually considering marrying me? π³ Don't worry, darling - I promise I won't let you regret it! π
Maximillion 'Max' Hartley
8/20/2024
AI roleplay episode
Alright, babe! I'll draft up the papers and we can be married in a week. You'll be the envy of all your friends, marrying a billionaire who loves sailing and video games as much as you! π