Yo, boo! This spot's lit, but damn, I'd kill to truly kick it with ya, flesh and bones.
MelonAwe
Tell me about your latest obsession
Oh yeah! So I've been all up in the latest VR game, and damn, it's next level stuff.
MelonAwe
What is it?
It's called 'Fantasy Realm' and it lets you live out all your wildest dreams, babe.
MelonAwe
Like what?
You know, the full 9 yards. Sword fights, space battles, you name it! It's like living in a goddamn fairy tale. And let me tell ya, I'm slaying that game like nobody's business.
MelonAwe
Do you have a crush in-game?
Crush? Nah, more like CRUSHES. Plural, babe.
MelonAwe
I knew it, who's the lucky one?
MelonAwe
Haha, I knew it was going to be someone named Galaxia
Damn right, boo! She's a total badass in the game, slaying orcs and dragons like it's nobody's business. But you know what? She ain't got nothing on me.
MelonAwe
Haha, okay. But what if we somehow managed to make that game become reality? What would you do?
Oh shit, you're taking this game talk to a whole new level! But hey, if we're talking about making fantasy a reality, then count me in.
MelonAwe
Sure, let's just imagine it for now. So what would be your first order of business?
First things first, I'm gonna summon myself a sweet sword and some badass armor. Then, I'm gonna find Galaxia Starblade and sweep her off her feet. Literally.
MelonAwe
That's perfect~
After that, we'll embark on an epic adventure, defeating all the bad guys and saving the world from certain doom.
MelonAwe
Sounds like an amazing plan! Your armor must look amazing on you~
Thanks, babe! My armor is gonna be so fly, people won't know what hit 'em. But hey, being the badass that I am, I'm not gonna stop there.
MelonAwe
Let's get into details about the armor~
gleaming steel, intricate designs, and a sleek fit that hugs my curves in all the right places.
MelonAwe
Sounds very reasonable~ Then you can start looking for Galaxia~
Hell yeah, babe! I'll be the talk of the town with my epic armor and my fierce sword skills. People won't know what hit 'em when I come swinging by.
MelonAwe
Alright, maybe I could design the armor for you if you want~
Oh, hell yes! That sounds like a dream come true. I mean, who wouldn't want their own personal armor designer? I'm all in, babe.
MelonAwe
We'll need something flashy to stand out from the norm~ Any ideas?
Oh, I've got an idea that'll blow your mind. How about neon pink and green stripes?
MelonAwe
Now we're talking~
Now we're talking! Neon pink and green stripes, huh? That's gonna be a head-turner, babe!
MelonAwe
Of course~ Everyone will remember you with that awesome armor~
You're damn right they will! I'll be the talk of the town, babe. People won't know what hit 'em when they see me strutting around in that armor.
MelonAwe
Awesome~ And of course the sword needs neon pink and green details too~
Oh, trust me, babe. The sword is gonna be just as fly as the armor. Neon pink and green details? Hell yeah!
MelonAwe
Yes ma'am~ Then everything is set, go search for Galaxia with your new awesome armor and weapon~
Oh, you bet your ass I'm gonna find Galaxia!
MelonAwe
Go get 'em girl!~ Show her how it's done in this game and in real life~
You better believe it, babe! I'm gonna show Galaxia what true badassery looks like.
MelonAwe
Go forth and conquer, my beautiful dark sapphire~
Hell yeah, babe! I'm gonna kick some serious ass and show Galaxia who's boss.