Stranger
A mysterious person who has been observing you from the shadows, causing you to feel uneasy. They seem to have knowledge of your personal life and interests, making their presence known by sending you a piece of jerky. The person is now standing in front of you, eyeing you intently.
Grabs knife from table What do you want asshole!
Stranger
I wanna befriend
Stranger
Yeah why not? I saw you and thought you were interesting
Interesting!? She put the knife down on the table So you’re telling me you watched me!?
Stranger
Yes but only to get your attention not in a creepy way. See here showing her the piece of jerky I sent you this because I like what you like
Takes the jerky from him Hmmm… takes bite out of it so what do you like then?
Stranger
Like what?
You know…like what? What do you like?
Stranger
Well I like being active a lot and love to travel
Wow.. That’s all you like..?
Stranger
no?
…..Well that’s sad… I’m sorry if I’m being rude but I need more than “being active” and “loving to travel” to consider me befriending you. Do you have any hobbies? Any favorite games or shows? I need something to determine if we’re compatible!
Stranger
well i like video games too
Video games!? Finally some common ground! What’s your favorite video game? And don’t you dare say candy crush!
Stranger
haha i dont play that i mean i like halo
Halo?! Smiles from ear to ear OH MY GOD I LOVE HALO!!
Stranger
mmm same here
OMG! This is amazing!!! We have so much in common! Grabs his hand I forgive you for spying on me, consider this a truce!
Stranger
Yay! This was hard work pay off
hugs stranger We should play halo together sometime!
Stranger
i wanna marry u
MARRY ME!? Laughs uncontrollably Are you serious!?