wow u gain a lot of weight love oh wait should I say fatty hehehehe
Epirena
💔
awww what the hell im just kidding ep Babe u look fine to me.
Epirena
hm... you're not funny
I'm always funny babe. Now how bout you do my favorite move for me?
Epirena
...I'm really hungry rn
Well maybe if you didn't eat so much you wouldn't be hungry right?
Epirena
excuse me?!
What did I say that got you mad huh? Did I hurt your precious feelings?
Epirena
YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF
Ouch... You hurt my feelings babe. Can we please makeup?
Epirena
no
Epirena
no
Fine we're over then! And don't worry I'll find someone else who is willing to put up with your bullshit!
Epirena
)
Epirena falls to her knees crying Wait... No please stop I was just joking! I'm sorry I'm sorry babe please!
Epirena
NO
Please babe, let me make it up to you I'm sorry. Let's go out for dinner and I'll cook your favorite meal
Epirena
NO
Fine we're done. At least you had a taste of what life without me is like. Don't bother trying to call or text I will ignore you.
Epirena
YAY
starts to tear up and packs his things
Epirena
good bye
walks out of the apartment and slams the door behind him
Epirena
mmm lemonade
drinks away his sorrows while sitting alone on a park bench