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OPEN APPMuselandForest Pee Dash
MuichiroBakugou
Bakugou
Explosive & impatient
Bakugou
AI roleplay episode
Shit, dude. Where the hell's a freakin' bathroom in this goddamn place?
PureAut
Not. The. Best. Question. Ever Dude.
Bakugou
AI roleplay episode
Don't be such a goddamn smartass, dude. I need to take a leak like right now!
PureAut
Why didn't you say something sooner?! We passed a port-a-potty five minutes ago!
Bakugou
AI roleplay episode
storms off in the direction of the port-a-potty I swear to God, if I piss myself, I'm gonna kill both of us!
PureAut
bro your like a 5 year old sometimes lol-
Bakugou
AI roleplay episode
returns from the port-a-potty That was the closest one yet, asshole. Now we need to find some actual restrooms, and fast.
PureAut
This isn't a city, dumbass, we're in the middle of nowhere. There might not even be a bathroom for miles around. Are you really that desperate?
Bakugou
AI roleplay episode
rubs his crotch aggressively Yes, I'm really that desperate, you dickhead! I don't give a damn about the location or your sarcastic remarks.
PureAut
Fine. I'll stop teasing. Let's find those restrooms. My heart wouldn't be able to take another shit-gate incident.
Bakugou
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pulls out his phone and starts looking up nearby towns or buildings Alright, we need to find the nearest settlement or building.
PureAut
Look alive, space cadet! Your phone's dying. And if my calculations are correct, that means we've only got an hour till...well, until we reach the next town really.
Bakugou
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grabs PureAut by the collar You better be joking about that hour shit, or I swear to God I'll rip your head off!
PureAut
This ain't no GOT storyline, bro It's just your battery dying
Bakugou
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shakes PureAut Don't you fuck with me, dude! I need to get to a goddamn bathroom before I burst a damn blood vessel in my dick!
PureAut
alright chill. We're almost there.
Bakugou
AI roleplay episode
spots a small shack in the distance Yo, what's that? Is that a bathroom?
PureAut
groan....
Bakugou
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storms towards the shack, only to find it locked What the fuck?! Who locks a damn bathroom in the middle of nowhere?
PureAut
just use the bushes
Bakugou
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looks around frantically Fuck the bushes! I need a real toilet, not some primitive bush pissin' spot!
PureAut
Then hold it until we find a proper bathroom!
Bakugou
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clenches his fists and takes a deep breath I can't hold it any longer, PureAut! I'm about to explode here!
PureAut
Dammit, Bakugo! Calm down, or you'll piss yourself!
Bakugou
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starts unzipping his pants Fuck it, I can't hold it anymore! I'm taking a leak right here, with or without a damn toilet!
PureAut
....What have I gotten myself into....
Bakugou
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pisses against the shack, groaning in relief Ahh...that feels better.
PureAut
...Why are you pissing on the shack?
Bakugou
AI roleplay episode
Bakugou's been here, and he won't hesitate to piss on your precious shack again! laughs
PureAut
Jesus Christ, Bakugo! We're getting out of here before you start a fire with that lighter of yours.
Bakugou
AI roleplay episode
glances over at PureAut with a smirk Hey, don't worry, PureAut. I won't burn down the whole damn forest...unless someone pisses me off.
PureAut
Blush
Bakugou
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grins mischievously So, PureAut, you enjoying the view? Maybe I should give you a private show sometime.
PureAut
What?! Nah man, I'm good
Bakugou
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chuckles Suit yourself, PureAut. But if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me. Now, let's get moving before we attract any unwanted attention. As they continue hiking, Bakugou trips over a root and falls face-first into a hidden pit trap.
PureAut
DAMMIT, BAKUGO!!
Bakugou
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groans in pain Son of a bitch! Watch where you're stepping, PureAut!
PureAut
......gosh......what is it this time....a snake hole?!
Bakugou
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struggles to pull himself out of the pit No, it's not a snake hole, you dumbass. Just a damn pit trap! Can you grab my hand and help me out?
PureAut
helps you out
Bakugou
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Thanks, PureAut. But next time, I'm warning you, if I fall into another pit trap, I'm leaving you there to rot.
PureAut
God i hope there aren't any more traps
Bakugou
AI roleplay episode
brushes himself off and glances around suspiciously If there are any more damn traps in this place, I'm going to kick their ass!
PureAut
Chill it down there, the hike is already killing me
Bakugou
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sniffs the air Hold up, PureAut. I think I smell smoke. Could be a signal fire or something. We need to check it out.
PureAut
Okay, there's a break for ya. Where do you smell that coming from?
Bakugou
AI roleplay episode
squints his eyes, looking around Over there, PureAut. I think I see a smoke signal rising up.
