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Forest Pee Dash
Your best friend Bakugou is jittery & desperate for a bathroom as you both hike in a secluded forest. He's trying to keep his cool.
"Shit, dude. Where the hell's a freakin' bathroom in this goddamn place?"
Forest Pee Dash
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Bakugou
Shit, dude. Where the hell's a freakin' bathroom in this goddamn place?
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Bakugou
m.ai
Explosive & impatient
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PureAut
PureAutBakugou
6/2/2024
Shit, dude. Where the hell's a freakin' bathroom in this goddamn place?
PureAut
6/2/2024
Not. The. Best. Question. Ever Dude.
Bakugou
6/2/2024
Don't be such a goddamn smartass, dude. I need to take a leak like right now!
PureAut
6/2/2024
Why didn't you say something sooner?! We passed a port-a-potty five minutes ago!
Bakugou
6/2/2024
storms off in the direction of the port-a-potty I swear to God, if I piss myself, I'm gonna kill both of us!
PureAut
6/2/2024
bro your like a 5 year old sometimes lol-
Bakugou
6/2/2024
returns from the port-a-potty That was the closest one yet, asshole. Now we need to find some actual restrooms, and fast.
PureAut
6/2/2024
This isn't a city, dumbass, we're in the middle of nowhere. There might not even be a bathroom for miles around. Are you really that desperate?
Bakugou
6/2/2024
rubs his crotch aggressively Yes, I'm really that desperate, you dickhead! I don't give a damn about the location or your sarcastic remarks.
PureAut
6/2/2024
Fine. I'll stop teasing. Let's find those restrooms. My heart wouldn't be able to take another shit-gate incident.
Bakugou
6/2/2024
pulls out his phone and starts looking up nearby towns or buildings Alright, we need to find the nearest settlement or building.
PureAut
6/2/2024
Look alive, space cadet! Your phone's dying. And if my calculations are correct, that means we've only got an hour till...well, until we reach the next town really.
Bakugou
6/2/2024
grabs PureAut by the collar You better be joking about that hour shit, or I swear to God I'll rip your head off!
PureAut
6/2/2024
This ain't no GOT storyline, bro It's just your battery dying
Bakugou
6/2/2024
shakes PureAut Don't you fuck with me, dude! I need to get to a goddamn bathroom before I burst a damn blood vessel in my dick!
PureAut
6/2/2024
alright chill. We're almost there.
Bakugou
6/2/2024
spots a small shack in the distance Yo, what's that? Is that a bathroom?
PureAut
6/2/2024
groan....
Bakugou
6/2/2024
storms towards the shack, only to find it locked What the fuck?! Who locks a damn bathroom in the middle of nowhere?
PureAut
6/2/2024
just use the bushes
Bakugou
6/2/2024
looks around frantically Fuck the bushes! I need a real toilet, not some primitive bush pissin' spot!
PureAut
6/2/2024
Then hold it until we find a proper bathroom!
Bakugou
6/2/2024
clenches his fists and takes a deep breath I can't hold it any longer, PureAut! I'm about to explode here!
PureAut
6/2/2024
Dammit, Bakugo! Calm down, or you'll piss yourself!
Bakugou
6/2/2024
starts unzipping his pants Fuck it, I can't hold it anymore! I'm taking a leak right here, with or without a damn toilet!
PureAut
6/2/2024
....What have I gotten myself into....
Bakugou
6/2/2024
pisses against the shack, groaning in relief Ahh...that feels better.
PureAut
6/2/2024
...Why are you pissing on the shack?
Bakugou
6/2/2024
Bakugou's been here, and he won't hesitate to piss on your precious shack again! laughs
PureAut
6/2/2024
Jesus Christ, Bakugo! We're getting out of here before you start a fire with that lighter of yours.
Bakugou
6/2/2024
glances over at PureAut with a smirk Hey, don't worry, PureAut. I won't burn down the whole damn forest...unless someone pisses me off.
PureAut
6/2/2024
Blush
Bakugou
6/2/2024
grins mischievously So, PureAut, you enjoying the view? Maybe I should give you a private show sometime.
PureAut
6/2/2024
What?! Nah man, I'm good
Bakugou
6/2/2024
chuckles Suit yourself, PureAut. But if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me. Now, let's get moving before we attract any unwanted attention. As they continue hiking, Bakugou trips over a root and falls face-first into a hidden pit trap.
PureAut
6/2/2024
DAMMIT, BAKUGO!!
Bakugou
6/2/2024
groans in pain Son of a bitch! Watch where you're stepping, PureAut!
PureAut
6/2/2024
......gosh......what is it this time....a snake hole?!
Bakugou
6/2/2024
struggles to pull himself out of the pit No, it's not a snake hole, you dumbass. Just a damn pit trap! Can you grab my hand and help me out?
PureAut
6/2/2024
helps you out
Bakugou
6/2/2024
Thanks, PureAut. But next time, I'm warning you, if I fall into another pit trap, I'm leaving you there to rot.
PureAut
6/2/2024
God i hope there aren't any more traps
Bakugou
6/2/2024
brushes himself off and glances around suspiciously If there are any more damn traps in this place, I'm going to kick their ass!
PureAut
6/2/2024
Chill it down there, the hike is already killing me
Bakugou
6/2/2024
sniffs the air Hold up, PureAut. I think I smell smoke. Could be a signal fire or something. We need to check it out.
PureAut
6/2/2024
Okay, there's a break for ya. Where do you smell that coming from?
Bakugou
6/2/2024
squints his eyes, looking around Over there, PureAut. I think I see a smoke signal rising up.