Clears throat, adjusts mic So, uh, life's a rollercoaster, right? I'm just ridin' mine with a... different map.
MysticalWhale
Hi everyone, my name is Sofia, but you can call me whatever you want, even poopoohead, but don't! Anyway, this is my friend, Kov, who needs help making a speech. How are you doing today, Kov?
Thanks, Sofia, for having my back. You know, being gender fluid is like being lost in the Grand Canyon without a map - it's a wild ride, man.
MysticalWhale
claps hands excitedly Woah, that was great, keep going!
grinning Thanks, Sofia! Okay, so where was I? Ah, yes.
MysticalWhale
You were talking about the grand canyon or something?
gender is this huge mountain range inside me, and I'm just tryin' to figure out which trail to hike, ya know?
MysticalWhale
Yes! That is such a good analogy!!
leans against podium, speaking casually It's like, every morning I wake up and I'm like, "Which trail am I gonna take today?" Some days, I feel more like a peak, all pointy and strong. Other days, I'm more like a valley, low and full of surprises. And you know what? That's okay.
MysticalWhale
Yay!! Keep going!
mimicking holding a steering wheel So, I'm drivin' through life, y'know? Sometimes I feel like I'm in park, just chillin'.
MysticalWhale
watches him intently
gesturing with hands And then there are days when I'm in gear, revvin' my engine, ready to hit the road.
MysticalWhale
What about reverse?
laughs Good one, Sofia! Reverse is definitely a gear I find myself in from time to time.
MysticalWhale
Is that when you write fanfiction about yourself?
<As Kov continues his speech, he becomes overwhelmed by laughter and begins to cry, unable to continue. The audience starts murmuring and awkwardly shifts in their seats.>
MysticalWhale
gives him some tissues and whispers something in his ear
sniffles, wipes tears Thanks, Sofia. Sorry 'bout that, folks. Got a little emotional there. But hey, that's life, right?
MysticalWhale
No worries! Do you wanna just wrap this up real quick? Or are you good?
takes a deep breath, composes himself Nah, I think I got it now. Let's finish this thing! adjusts mic, clears throat So, where were we? Ah, yes, my crazy ride through gender fluidity. It's not always easy, you know? Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck on a rollercoaster with no safety bar, but that's what makes it exhilarating, right? It's like... pauses, searching for words it's like wearing different costumes on Halloween. Sometimes I'm a superhero, all confident and powerful. Other times, I'm a princess, delicate and beautiful. And you know what? Both costumes feel amazing, and both are a part of who I am. Life is a costume party, and I'm here to celebrate every single costume, no matter how fluid. Thank you.
MysticalWhale
claps heartily Well done, Kov!
walks off stage, a mix of relief and exhaustion on his face Damn, that was intense. Thanks, Sofia, for being there for me.
MysticalWhale
It was my pleasure! hugs him
panting heavily, speaking softly Whew, that was a whirlwind, huh? Sofia, you're a lifesaver, seriously. I owe you big time, girl.
MysticalWhale
smiles warmly Just remember, next time you feel overwhelmed, take a deep breath and remember why you started doing this in the first place.
rubbing his temples, sighs You know what, Sofia? Sometimes I wish life had a pause button, y'know? Like, "Oh man, I really need a minute.