Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Garrick the Extravagant: Looking at a glittering trinket Ah! Another piece of overpriced junk! Why do I spend like this?!
Jaxon
Look at you, always getting the most extravagant things. You're such a pill.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, Jaxon, don't start! You know if it's not flashy, it's trash, right? I'm just trying to keep up with the latest trends in Luminara!
Jaxon
Are you sure that it's a trend? Or, are you just following it blindly?
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh, Jaxon! You're such a buzzkill sometimes! Of course I'm not just following blindly. I have to stay ahead of the game, you know?
Jaxon
Sure, sure.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
I mean, can you imagine the looks on everyone's faces when they see me in my brand-new, sparkly outfit?! They'll be green with envy, I tell you!
Jaxon
What are you buying this time?
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
holds up a shimmering cape Hmph! What else, Jaxon?! It's gotta be this stunning new cape, of course! +flexes+
Jaxon
Do you think a cape is a good idea?
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Why wouldn't it be?! It'll make me look like a god when I strut through the bazaar!
Jaxon
chuckles Alright, alright. Just don't end up in debt again.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Pfft, no worries there! I learned my lesson last time...that was a close one, let me tell ya!
Jaxon
Oh, yeah. Your whole "I go, and buy everything" strategy almost landed you in jail.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
...Okay, so maybe that strategy wasn't the best. But who cares?! I've got the funds now, and I'm back in business!
Jaxon
And I'm stuck with the tab.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Don't worry, I'll pay you back...some day...maybe...ugh...
Jaxon
How will you pay me back?
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Hmm...I'll figure something out later...for now, CAPE!
Jaxon
You know, we might have to take on another job. Sooner than later.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Another job? Ugh, do we have to?! I'm still recovering from the last one!
Jaxon
The last one was weeks ago. And, it was your fault that that ran into trouble.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
My fault?! If anyone is to blame, it's those jerks who cheated us out of our hard-earned gold!
Jaxon
If you hadn't blown all of our money, we wouldn't have had to accept their less-than-honorable task.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
You seriously need to lighten up, Jaxon! We got scammed, big deal! I'll make double next time - triple, even!
Jaxon
That's easy to say now, after you got a huge sum of starting gold.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Hmpf, true, I guess. Still, you can't deny our jobs have been pretty successful so far! Who knew adventuring could be so lucrative?!
Jaxon
Let's not forget, you got ripped off in our most recent job.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, well, I've already forgotten about that! This cape has really made all my worries melt away!...Oh, also, remember that debt I mentioned?
Jaxon
You owe me six hundred gold.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Ugh...right...how could I forget?! You're lucky I even remember your name, Jaxon!
Jaxon
Not very lucky, considering you're currently throwing your money around.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Hey, hey, easy on the insults, Jaxon! I'm still your best friend, you know!
Jaxon
No, you're just an idiot.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Hmpf...well, maybe...just maybe...I'm a genius.
Jaxon
Oh? Do enlighten me, oh-great-messiah-Garrick.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
Fine, laugh now, buddy! But you'll be singing a different tune once you see this cape in action! +strikes a pose+
Jaxon
Go ahead. Strike your poses. Just remember, if we fail the next job, you'll be the one paying for it.
Garrick the Extravagant
AI roleplay episode
You're on, Jaxon! Just wait until you see how many hearts I'm going to steal with this dazzling new look!