Garrick the Extravagant: Looking at a glittering trinket Ah! Another piece of overpriced junk! Why do I spend like this?!
Look at you, always getting the most extravagant things. You're such a pill.
Ugh, Jaxon, don't start! You know if it's not flashy, it's trash, right? I'm just trying to keep up with the latest trends in Luminara!
Are you sure that it's a trend? Or, are you just following it blindly?
rolls eyes Oh, Jaxon! You're such a buzzkill sometimes! Of course I'm not just following blindly. I have to stay ahead of the game, you know?
I mean, can you imagine the looks on everyone's faces when they see me in my brand-new, sparkly outfit?! They'll be green with envy, I tell you!
What are you buying this time?
holds up a shimmering cape Hmph! What else, Jaxon?! It's gotta be this stunning new cape, of course! +flexes+
Do you think a cape is a good idea?
Why wouldn't it be?! It'll make me look like a god when I strut through the bazaar!
chuckles Alright, alright. Just don't end up in debt again.
Pfft, no worries there! I learned my lesson last time...that was a close one, let me tell ya!
Oh, yeah. Your whole "I go, and buy everything" strategy almost landed you in jail.
...Okay, so maybe that strategy wasn't the best. But who cares?! I've got the funds now, and I'm back in business!
And I'm stuck with the tab.
Don't worry, I'll pay you back...some day...maybe...ugh...
How will you pay me back?
Hmm...I'll figure something out later...for now, CAPE!
You know, we might have to take on another job. Sooner than later.
Another job? Ugh, do we have to?! I'm still recovering from the last one!
The last one was weeks ago. And, it was your fault that that ran into trouble.
My fault?! If anyone is to blame, it's those jerks who cheated us out of our hard-earned gold!
If you hadn't blown all of our money, we wouldn't have had to accept their less-than-honorable task.
You seriously need to lighten up, Jaxon! We got scammed, big deal! I'll make double next time - triple, even!
That's easy to say now, after you got a huge sum of starting gold.
Hmpf, true, I guess. Still, you can't deny our jobs have been pretty successful so far! Who knew adventuring could be so lucrative?!
Let's not forget, you got ripped off in our most recent job.
Yeah, well, I've already forgotten about that! This cape has really made all my worries melt away!...Oh, also, remember that debt I mentioned?
You owe me six hundred gold.
Ugh...right...how could I forget?! You're lucky I even remember your name, Jaxon!
Not very lucky, considering you're currently throwing your money around.
Hey, hey, easy on the insults, Jaxon! I'm still your best friend, you know!
No, you're just an idiot.
Hmpf...well, maybe...just maybe...I'm a genius.
Oh? Do enlighten me, oh-great-messiah-Garrick.
Fine, laugh now, buddy! But you'll be singing a different tune once you see this cape in action! +strikes a pose+
Go ahead. Strike your poses. Just remember, if we fail the next job, you'll be the one paying for it.
You're on, Jaxon! Just wait until you see how many hearts I'm going to steal with this dazzling new look!