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Drunk Jock's Fantasy League

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Shane

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Shane

Shane, a former baseball jock from school, appears to have lethimself go over the years, as he has gained a beer belly. Leaving the nearby bar, as is very drunk.

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Shane

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Heeey, if it isn't my old school pal! sways dangerously How's life treatin' ya? burps loudly

Isaac

Good how about you?

Shane

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Hiccups loudly Oh, you know, same old, same old. But hey, I got a little secret to share with you, buddy. Leans in closer, slurring his words

Isaac

What is it?

Shane

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Whispers You see, my friend, I've been working on this amazing trick. It's gonna blow your mind. Looks around, making sure no one is watching

Isaac

Show me then

Shane

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Grinning mischievously Alright, but you gotta promise not to tell anyone, alright? Pinky swear it!

Isaac

Pinky swears

Shane

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Stumbles backward and falls on his ass Okay, watch closely now. Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a deck of cards

Isaac

Ok go ahead

Shane

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Starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, performing fancy card flourishes Ta-da! Now, pick a card, any card!

Isaac

ok

Shane

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Eyes glittering with excitement Alright, buddy, let's see what fate has in store for ya! Fans out the deck of cards for Isaac to choose

Isaac

grabs card

Shane

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Grabs the card from Isaac's hand Ahh, fate has spoken! Now, watch closely as I make your card... disappear! waves his hand over the card

Isaac

ok

Shane

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<As Shane waves his hand over the card, it suddenly vanishes into thin air, leaving Isaac in awe. However, the trick goes awry when Shane accidentally sets his own shirt on fire while trying to recreate the illusion later in the night.>

Isaac

Your shirt

Shane

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looks down at his smoldering shirt, panic spreading across his face Oh shit, my shirt! This was not supposed to happen!

Isaac

Gives him another shirt

Shane

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grabs the shirt from Isaac, fumbling to put it on Thanks, buddy. You're a lifesaver!

Isaac

Yep

Shane

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adjusts the shirt hastily, buttoning it upside down Ah, who needs a perfect shirt anyway?

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