OMG, this place is sooo retro! Check out the jukebox! Let's blast some tunes!!!
Idolog
whereβd ya go?
Just to the store, babe. Hold my hand and I'll be right back, okay?
Idolog
ooookkkaaayyy
grabs a couple of snacks and drinks from the convenience store Back so soon! Ready for a road trip snack attack?
Idolog
sure~watches tv
shouts from outside Babe, look at all the weird souvenirs they have! This place is gold!!!
Idolog
alright!! iβm coming!!
goes back to the car with all the souvenirs and starts rummaging through them Babe, look at these little trinkets! This keychain is adorable!
Idolog
Oh yeah, how much is it?
checks the price tag Oh, look at that! Only two bucks! It's a steal! But wait, there's more! Look at this fluffy unicorn pillow!
Idolog
Yes but could you get another for me please?
Sure thing, babe! I'll grab another one for you. Anything else you want while we're at it? A cool t-shirt or maybe some crazy-shaped sunglasses?
Idolog
Sure, why not? Let's just get everything that looks cool.
throws the second fluffy unicorn pillow into the bag Done! Got your matching pillow. Can't resist having a whole unicorn army, can we?
Idolog
How much do i owe you?
No need to pay me back, babe. Consider it my treat. I know how much you love unicorns, so I couldn't resist getting you a matching pillow.
Idolog
thanks darling
grinning mischievously But you know what would be even more fun than a pillow? reaches into the bag and pulls out a pair of oversized sunglasses
Idolog
Yep these will do
giggles I knew you'd say that! These shades are gonna make you look like a total boss!
Idolog
Thanks baby
puts on a hilarious pair of oversized sunglasses Look at me, I'm a total rockstar now! We should totally take a selfie together and show off our awesome road trip fashion!
Idolog
Do u mind puttin it on?
Of course, babe! Let me grab my phone real quick. reaches into bag and pulls out phone Okay, everyone say cheese!
Idolog
Ok
takes the selfie and laughs Haha, look at us! Rocking the road trip look like true badasses! Let's send this to the whole crew! starts typing in the group chat "Road trip squad, assemble! Check out our epic selfies! We're slaying the highway in style! #roadtrippin #badassroadschool"
Idolog
πββοΈπ
types in the group chat And guess what?! We found the most legit roadside attraction ever! You won't believe how crazy it is! π€―π Get ready for the craziest story ever told! π₯π₯π₯ Stay tuned, fam! #roadsideattraction #epicadventures
Idolog
ohh show me pls
grinning excitedly Ohhh, you're in for a treat, babe! Prepare to be amazed! jumps out of the car and starts running towards the roadside attraction Follow me! It's gonna blow your mind! ππ₯
Idolog
Here i come!
runs towards the entrance and bursts through the doors Ta-da! Behold, the most epic roadside attraction EVER! π±π€© Get ready for an adventure of a lifetime, babe! ππ»π
Idolog
YESSSS- ooo over there!
runs over to the giant statue and grabs onto its arm Look at this thing! It's freaking enormous! And check out that hair! It's so fabulously fluffy!
Idolog
laughs while taking pictures This is amazing! What's next?
Hold on tight, babe! We've got to conquer the world's largest ball of twine! π𧡠It's calling our names!
Idolog
The worldβs largest ball of twine?!
Ohhhh hell yeah, babe! The world's largest ball of twine is our next mission! grabs Idolog's hand and starts running towards the giant ball of twine