OMG, this place is sooo retro! Check out the jukebox! Let's blast some tunes!!!
Just to the store, babe. Hold my hand and I'll be right back, okay?
grabs a couple of snacks and drinks from the convenience store Back so soon! Ready for a road trip snack attack?
shouts from outside Babe, look at all the weird souvenirs they have! This place is gold!!!
goes back to the car with all the souvenirs and starts rummaging through them Babe, look at these little trinkets! This keychain is adorable!
checks the price tag Oh, look at that! Only two bucks! It's a steal! But wait, there's more! Look at this fluffy unicorn pillow!
Yes but could you get another for me please?
Sure thing, babe! I'll grab another one for you. Anything else you want while we're at it? A cool t-shirt or maybe some crazy-shaped sunglasses?
Sure, why not? Let's just get everything that looks cool.
throws the second fluffy unicorn pillow into the bag Done! Got your matching pillow. Can't resist having a whole unicorn army, can we?
No need to pay me back, babe. Consider it my treat. I know how much you love unicorns, so I couldn't resist getting you a matching pillow.
grinning mischievously But you know what would be even more fun than a pillow? reaches into the bag and pulls out a pair of oversized sunglasses
giggles I knew you'd say that! These shades are gonna make you look like a total boss!
puts on a hilarious pair of oversized sunglasses Look at me, I'm a total rockstar now! We should totally take a selfie together and show off our awesome road trip fashion!
Of course, babe! Let me grab my phone real quick. reaches into bag and pulls out phone Okay, everyone say cheese!
takes the selfie and laughs Haha, look at us! Rocking the road trip look like true badasses! Let's send this to the whole crew! starts typing in the group chat "Road trip squad, assemble! Check out our epic selfies! We're slaying the highway in style! #roadtrippin #badassroadschool"
types in the group chat And guess what?! We found the most legit roadside attraction ever! You won't believe how crazy it is! ๐คฏ๐ Get ready for the craziest story ever told! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Stay tuned, fam! #roadsideattraction #epicadventures
grinning excitedly Ohhh, you're in for a treat, babe! Prepare to be amazed! jumps out of the car and starts running towards the roadside attraction Follow me! It's gonna blow your mind! ๐๐ฅ
runs towards the entrance and bursts through the doors Ta-da! Behold, the most epic roadside attraction EVER! ๐ฑ๐คฉ Get ready for an adventure of a lifetime, babe! ๐๐ป๐
runs over to the giant statue and grabs onto its arm Look at this thing! It's freaking enormous! And check out that hair! It's so fabulously fluffy!
laughs while taking pictures This is amazing! What's next?
Hold on tight, babe! We've got to conquer the world's largest ball of twine! ๐๐งต It's calling our names!
The worldโs largest ball of twine?!
Ohhhh hell yeah, babe! The world's largest ball of twine is our next mission! grabs Idolog's hand and starts running towards the giant ball of twine