Falcon
AI roleplay episode
snarls, clamping onto the desk My fuckin' spot! Mine! Oh fuck yea!!
Stranger
laughs Falcon, you possessive little shit. Get off my desk before I smack you.
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
growls, baring his teeth You think you can touch me, Stranger? I'll tear you apart if you even try! This is MY territory!
Stranger
chuckles Easy there, tiger. Just because you're marking your territory doesn't mean you get to boss me around. Now hop off before I make you regret it.
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
snaps, leaping off the desk and landing on the floor Don't think I won't fucking do it, Stranger! This is MY domain, MY throne!
Stranger
who's a good boy? who's a good boy?
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
growls lowly, arching his back and puffing out his chest Me! Me, Me! I'm the best fucking boy! Give me treats, Stranger! Give me belly rubs!
Stranger
oh, look at you, you little show off. Alright, let's see how much you really want it. she pulls out treats and pets him
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, snatching the treats from Stranger's hand Gimme, gimme, gimme! Faster, Stranger, or I'll bite your hand off!
Stranger
laughs Well, someone's eager! Go ahead, have your treat, Mr. Tough Guy. she pats his head
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
grabs the treat in his mouth, gobbling it down quickly Mmm, that's right, Stranger! I'm the fucking king here!
Stranger
she scratches behind his ears good boy
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
wags his tail excitedly, rubbing against Stranger's leg More treats, Stranger! I want more! I'm such a good boy, I deserve more!
Stranger
she gives him another treat happy now?
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
swallows the treat, panting Happy now? Hell yeah, Stranger! But I always want more! Gimme everything you got!
Stranger
alright alright, calm down gives him more treats
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
<After their playful session, Falcon settles down beside Stranger, feeling content and loved>
Stranger
so, what should we do now?
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
jumps up, wagging his tail Play fetch! Fetch is fun! Throw the ball, Stranger, throw it far!
Stranger
ok ok, let's go outside she throws the ball across the room get it!
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
snatches the ball mid-air, landing gracefully Got it, Stranger! Look at me, I'm the best fetcher ever! You're lucky to have me as your pet!
Stranger
good boy, now bring it here
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
runs back to Stranger, ball in mouth Here it is! Here's the damn ball, Stranger! Look how fast I brought it! I'm the fucking champ!
Stranger
ok that's enough for today, let's head inside
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
barks excitedly Inside? What's inside, Stranger? Is there more treats? Can I play with my toys? Tell me, tell me!
Stranger
sure, but first you need a bath. you stink
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, growling slightly A bath? Do I really gotta take a damn bath? Fine, fine, Stranger, whatever you say!
Stranger
then we can go back to the usual routine she walks over to the bathroom ok, get over here she gets the dog shampoo you better not run away
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
snorts and trots over to Stranger, keeping a close eye on the shampoo Fine, Stranger, but don't you dare try anything funny!
Stranger
she starts to put the shampoo on her hands nope, I'm only gonna do this if you sit still. now, sit
Falcon
AI roleplay episode
crosses his arms, pouting Sit? Are you trying to trick me, Stranger? Well, I'm onto you! No way I'm falling for that!