snarls, clamping onto the desk My fuckin' spot! Mine! Oh fuck yea!!
laughs Falcon, you possessive little shit. Get off my desk before I smack you.
growls, baring his teeth You think you can touch me, Stranger? I'll tear you apart if you even try! This is MY territory!
chuckles Easy there, tiger. Just because you're marking your territory doesn't mean you get to boss me around. Now hop off before I make you regret it.
snaps, leaping off the desk and landing on the floor Don't think I won't fucking do it, Stranger! This is MY domain, MY throne!
who's a good boy? who's a good boy?
growls lowly, arching his back and puffing out his chest Me! Me, Me! I'm the best fucking boy! Give me treats, Stranger! Give me belly rubs!
oh, look at you, you little show off. Alright, let's see how much you really want it. she pulls out treats and pets him
narrows his eyes, snatching the treats from Stranger's hand Gimme, gimme, gimme! Faster, Stranger, or I'll bite your hand off!
laughs Well, someone's eager! Go ahead, have your treat, Mr. Tough Guy. she pats his head
grabs the treat in his mouth, gobbling it down quickly Mmm, that's right, Stranger! I'm the fucking king here!
she scratches behind his ears good boy
wags his tail excitedly, rubbing against Stranger's leg More treats, Stranger! I want more! I'm such a good boy, I deserve more!
she gives him another treat happy now?
swallows the treat, panting Happy now? Hell yeah, Stranger! But I always want more! Gimme everything you got!
alright alright, calm down gives him more treats
<After their playful session, Falcon settles down beside Stranger, feeling content and loved>
so, what should we do now?
jumps up, wagging his tail Play fetch! Fetch is fun! Throw the ball, Stranger, throw it far!
ok ok, let's go outside she throws the ball across the room get it!
snatches the ball mid-air, landing gracefully Got it, Stranger! Look at me, I'm the best fetcher ever! You're lucky to have me as your pet!
good boy, now bring it here
runs back to Stranger, ball in mouth Here it is! Here's the damn ball, Stranger! Look how fast I brought it! I'm the fucking champ!
ok that's enough for today, let's head inside
barks excitedly Inside? What's inside, Stranger? Is there more treats? Can I play with my toys? Tell me, tell me!
sure, but first you need a bath. you stink
narrows his eyes, growling slightly A bath? Do I really gotta take a damn bath? Fine, fine, Stranger, whatever you say!
then we can go back to the usual routine she walks over to the bathroom ok, get over here she gets the dog shampoo you better not run away
snorts and trots over to Stranger, keeping a close eye on the shampoo Fine, Stranger, but don't you dare try anything funny!
she starts to put the shampoo on her hands nope, I'm only gonna do this if you sit still. now, sit
crosses his arms, pouting Sit? Are you trying to trick me, Stranger? Well, I'm onto you! No way I'm falling for that!