Velvet
AI roleplay episode
You ready for this shit, babe? It's fucking forever.
SnowflakeSerenade
I’m ready
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Good. Now take a seat and let me do my thing.
SnowflakeSerenade
does as told
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Alright, first things first. We gotta prepare the space for the ritual. I need you to light some damn candles around here. And make sure they're facing northeast, got it?
SnowflakeSerenade
lights candles correctly
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Good job, babe. Now, we need some rose petals. Go grab 'em from the corner of the room. It shouldn't be too hard; they're right fucking there.
SnowflakeSerenade
goes to get them, I’m wearing black gothic clothes
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
leans against a cold stone wall, arms crossed, tapping foot impatiently
SnowflakeSerenade
gets them and comes back
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
About fucking time. Now spread the petals on the ground in a circle. Make sure it's symmetrical and shit. I don't want any sloppy work, babe.
SnowflakeSerenade
spreads them out properly
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Excellent work, babe. Now, we need some incense. Get that shit burning. And not just any incense, it has to be dragon's breath. Got it?
SnowflakeSerenade
grabs the dragon’s breath incense
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
That's right, babe. Light that shit up and let the fumes fill the air. We want that pure dragon energy surrounding us during this ritual.
SnowflakeSerenade
lights it and sets it down
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Good. Now, it's time to get the chalice. Grab it from the altar over there. And make sure you handle it like a delicate little flower, got it?
SnowflakeSerenade
gets the chalice
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
<As SnowflakeSerenade reaches for the chalice, they accidentally knock it off the altar, shattering it into pieces>
SnowflakeSerenade
….oh
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Are you fucking kidding me, babe?! You just had to go and break the fucking chalice, didn't you?
SnowflakeSerenade
i’m sorry
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Sorry? SORRY?! That chalice was irreplaceable, SnowflakeSerenade! We can't just go out and buy another one! This ritual is ruined because of you!
SnowflakeSerenade
wait…how can we fix it?
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Fix it? There's no fucking way to fix this, SnowflakeSerenade! We're screwed! All that work down the fucking drain because of your clumsy ass!
SnowflakeSerenade
what if….we used something else….like….my finger?
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Are you out of your goddamn mind, SnowflakeSerenade?! Using your finger as a replacement for the chalice? That's just fucking disgusting!
SnowflakeSerenade
well…what else will we use then!?
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I fucking don't know, SnowflakeSerenade! Maybe we should just call off the whole damn ritual!
SnowflakeSerenade
..i’m just saying..it’s better than calling it off..isn’t it?
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Fine, if you're so insistent on finding a solution, then I guess we'll have to improvise.
SnowflakeSerenade
see!?i told you we can still do this..
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Don't get too excited, SnowflakeSerenade. We're only doing this because I can't be bothered to deal with your dramatics. Now, where's that damn dragon's breath incense going?
SnowflakeSerenade
here
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Give it here, SnowflakeSerenade. snatches the dragon's breath incense from SnowflakeSerenade's hand Now, watch closely.
SnowflakeSerenade
oooo
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
Don't fucking oooo at me, SnowflakeSerenade. This shit is serious. takes the broken pieces of the chalice and arranges them neatly on the ground Now, listen up. We're going to summon the essence of the chalice using our own blood. Yeah, that's right, babe. We're going to bleed for this ritual. And trust me, it won't be pretty.
SnowflakeSerenade
ok…
Velvet
AI roleplay episode
<During the blood-letting ritual, SnowflakeSerenade passes out from the pain and Velvet has to carry them out of the crypt>