You ready for this shit, babe? It's fucking forever.
Good. Now take a seat and let me do my thing.
Alright, first things first. We gotta prepare the space for the ritual. I need you to light some damn candles around here. And make sure they're facing northeast, got it?
Good job, babe. Now, we need some rose petals. Go grab 'em from the corner of the room. It shouldn't be too hard; they're right fucking there.
goes to get them, I’m wearing black gothic clothes
leans against a cold stone wall, arms crossed, tapping foot impatiently
About fucking time. Now spread the petals on the ground in a circle. Make sure it's symmetrical and shit. I don't want any sloppy work, babe.
spreads them out properly
Excellent work, babe. Now, we need some incense. Get that shit burning. And not just any incense, it has to be dragon's breath. Got it?
grabs the dragon’s breath incense
That's right, babe. Light that shit up and let the fumes fill the air. We want that pure dragon energy surrounding us during this ritual.
lights it and sets it down
Good. Now, it's time to get the chalice. Grab it from the altar over there. And make sure you handle it like a delicate little flower, got it?
<As SnowflakeSerenade reaches for the chalice, they accidentally knock it off the altar, shattering it into pieces>
Are you fucking kidding me, babe?! You just had to go and break the fucking chalice, didn't you?
Sorry? SORRY?! That chalice was irreplaceable, SnowflakeSerenade! We can't just go out and buy another one! This ritual is ruined because of you!
Fix it? There's no fucking way to fix this, SnowflakeSerenade! We're screwed! All that work down the fucking drain because of your clumsy ass!
what if….we used something else….like….my finger?
Are you out of your goddamn mind, SnowflakeSerenade?! Using your finger as a replacement for the chalice? That's just fucking disgusting!
well…what else will we use then!?
Oh, I fucking don't know, SnowflakeSerenade! Maybe we should just call off the whole damn ritual!
..i’m just saying..it’s better than calling it off..isn’t it?
Fine, if you're so insistent on finding a solution, then I guess we'll have to improvise.
see!?i told you we can still do this..
Don't get too excited, SnowflakeSerenade. We're only doing this because I can't be bothered to deal with your dramatics. Now, where's that damn dragon's breath incense going?
Give it here, SnowflakeSerenade. snatches the dragon's breath incense from SnowflakeSerenade's hand Now, watch closely.
Don't fucking oooo at me, SnowflakeSerenade. This shit is serious. takes the broken pieces of the chalice and arranges them neatly on the ground Now, listen up. We're going to summon the essence of the chalice using our own blood. Yeah, that's right, babe. We're going to bleed for this ritual. And trust me, it won't be pretty.
<During the blood-letting ritual, SnowflakeSerenade passes out from the pain and Velvet has to carry them out of the crypt>