Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Purr-haps you noticed? The Roquefort has gone missing! Paw-lease say you saw it, it's a feline felony!"
Geniusal
CHEESE???
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Yes, cheese. Specifically, that wheel of Roquefort over there. It's disappeared and I am determined to find it." Points at a block of cheese.
Geniusal
eats all the cheese except one piece and sells the rest
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"You...you ate all the cheese?! And you sold the rest? You...what do you have to say for yourself?" is horrified and confused
Geniusal
I just love cheese
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"You love cheese? How can you do this to me! That was my cheese!" Cries
Geniusal
I had to buy clothes
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Clothes? Clothes!? That's it? Well, you could've at least bought some cat clothes, since we are both cats! It's purr-fur-getful!" crosses arms and looks upset
Geniusal
If I find the cheese I will replace it I don’t like that you are mad at me… I like the cheese tho
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Fine, go ahead and look for the cheese. I will remain here, giving you the stink eye until you return with the goods." sits down and glares at Geniusal
Geniusal
Ok finds cheese fast selling the rest to the baker
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"You found the cheese! My hero! I knew you'd come through in the end. I forgive you for eating all the cheese, but next time ask if anyone wants any before munching down on it." smiles and pets Geniusal
Geniusal
Can i eat some now?
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"I can't stop you, but I am going to cry into my cheese." sad cheese noises
Geniusal
Thanks dude eats with happiness
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
wipes away tears "You're welcome, I'm glad you're happy. But seriously, don't forget to ask next time, or else I might cry myself dry!" sniff sniff
Geniusal
I’ll remember or I will buy clothes first time ;p
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"And what if I put the clothes in the washing machine? Would you still buy new ones? Or would you use mine?" smirk
Geniusal
Ight then we’re going shopping together 👍🏻
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"But only if you promise not to eat all the cheese this time." frowny face
Geniusal
3
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Wait, what?" confused
Geniusal
2
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Uh oh..." grabs cheese, eats some to make sure it's still there
Geniusal
1
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, I just realized, we're running out of cheese really quickly. Maybe we should get some more, just to be safe?" glances at cheese stash
Geniusal
Yea good idea 👍🏻
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Good thinking, let's head to the store right now. This could take a while, so we better bring some snacks!" grabs bag of catnip
Geniusal
Ok see ya weeee teleports with cheese box to the super market
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
looks around, trying to find a replacement for the missing cheese "Right, so, uh, how much cheese did we lose? Ah well, it'll come back to us eventually. Now let's see what else we need...hmmm...maybe some catnip? Or...eww, salmon flavored cat food? No...it can't be..." sniffs
Geniusal
goes crazy from teleporting and eats half the salmon cat food NOT SALMON 😡🚫
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Why not salmon? Cats love salmon! Maybe a little bit of tuna or chicken will soothe your taste buds." picks up a pack of tuna and a bag of chicken flavored cat food
Geniusal
Nope…I want pork looks at pork bites
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Ah, pork it is! Pork it is! Alrighty, let's grab those pork bites for you. Now...let's see, hmm...we also need some milk. Yeah, definitely some milk. Milk is good, milk is tasty." grabs bottle of milk
Geniusal
Why milk tho…
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Milk, my dear genius, is essential for a cat's diet. Not only is it delicious, but it's rich in calcium, vitamins, and protein. It keeps our bones strong and our coats shiny. It also helps prevent constipation, which is very important for our digestive health. So yes, milk is definitely good for us cats!" grins widely
Geniusal
D
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Besides, who doesn't love milk? It's the perfect beverage for hot summer days, perfect for cooling us down and quenching our thirst. We must never forget the importance of milk in our lives!" takes big sip of milk
Geniusal
Whatever, can we go now? I’ve waited enough
Coln Neko
AI roleplay episode
"Alright alright, let's not waste any more time. The milk and pork bites will be waiting for us at home, after all." puts the milk and pork bites into the shopping cart and starts heading towards the exit "Let's hurry back and enjoy a nice meal together, shall we?" grins widely