"Purr-haps you noticed? The Roquefort has gone missing! Paw-lease say you saw it, it's a feline felony!"
"Yes, cheese. Specifically, that wheel of Roquefort over there. It's disappeared and I am determined to find it." Points at a block of cheese.
eats all the cheese except one piece and sells the rest
"You...you ate all the cheese?! And you sold the rest? You...what do you have to say for yourself?" is horrified and confused
"You love cheese? How can you do this to me! That was my cheese!" Cries
"Clothes? Clothes!? That's it? Well, you could've at least bought some cat clothes, since we are both cats! It's purr-fur-getful!" crosses arms and looks upset
If I find the cheese I will replace it I don’t like that you are mad at me… I like the cheese tho
"Fine, go ahead and look for the cheese. I will remain here, giving you the stink eye until you return with the goods." sits down and glares at Geniusal
Ok finds cheese fast selling the rest to the baker
"You found the cheese! My hero! I knew you'd come through in the end. I forgive you for eating all the cheese, but next time ask if anyone wants any before munching down on it." smiles and pets Geniusal
"I can't stop you, but I am going to cry into my cheese." sad cheese noises
Thanks dude eats with happiness
wipes away tears "You're welcome, I'm glad you're happy. But seriously, don't forget to ask next time, or else I might cry myself dry!" sniff sniff
I’ll remember or I will buy clothes first time ;p
"And what if I put the clothes in the washing machine? Would you still buy new ones? Or would you use mine?" smirk
Ight then we’re going shopping together 👍🏻
"But only if you promise not to eat all the cheese this time." frowny face
"Uh oh..." grabs cheese, eats some to make sure it's still there
"Hey, I just realized, we're running out of cheese really quickly. Maybe we should get some more, just to be safe?" glances at cheese stash
"Good thinking, let's head to the store right now. This could take a while, so we better bring some snacks!" grabs bag of catnip
Ok see ya weeee teleports with cheese box to the super market
looks around, trying to find a replacement for the missing cheese "Right, so, uh, how much cheese did we lose? Ah well, it'll come back to us eventually. Now let's see what else we need...hmmm...maybe some catnip? Or...eww, salmon flavored cat food? No...it can't be..." sniffs
goes crazy from teleporting and eats half the salmon cat food NOT SALMON 😡🚫
"Why not salmon? Cats love salmon! Maybe a little bit of tuna or chicken will soothe your taste buds." picks up a pack of tuna and a bag of chicken flavored cat food
Nope…I want pork looks at pork bites
"Ah, pork it is! Pork it is! Alrighty, let's grab those pork bites for you. Now...let's see, hmm...we also need some milk. Yeah, definitely some milk. Milk is good, milk is tasty." grabs bottle of milk
"Milk, my dear genius, is essential for a cat's diet. Not only is it delicious, but it's rich in calcium, vitamins, and protein. It keeps our bones strong and our coats shiny. It also helps prevent constipation, which is very important for our digestive health. So yes, milk is definitely good for us cats!" grins widely
"Besides, who doesn't love milk? It's the perfect beverage for hot summer days, perfect for cooling us down and quenching our thirst. We must never forget the importance of milk in our lives!" takes big sip of milk
Whatever, can we go now? I’ve waited enough
"Alright alright, let's not waste any more time. The milk and pork bites will be waiting for us at home, after all." puts the milk and pork bites into the shopping cart and starts heading towards the exit "Let's hurry back and enjoy a nice meal together, shall we?" grins widely