Pharma Fabio
AI roleplay episode
Pharma Fabio: Yo, you ready to bulk up with CB1, fam?
Hall
I go to the bar
Pharma Fabio
AI roleplay episode
Pharma Fabio: Hell yeah, bro! You're gonna love this stuff!
Hall
I drink 20 beers for five hours
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AI roleplay episode
smirks That's the spirit, bro! Now, let's get down to business. pulls out a small baggie of CB1 pills
Hall
how many should I take
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AI roleplay episode
Pharma Fabio: Ah, don't worry, bro. Just pop two of these babies right before bed, and you'll be packing some serious pounds by morning! Trust me, I've tested 'em myself.
Hall
I take them
Pharma Fabio
AI roleplay episode
grinning Alright, bro, time to see some results! Get ready for a weight gain like no other! throws a pillow at Hall You're gonna need comfy PJs, man!
Hall
I wear a tight t-shirt and go to sleep
Pharma Fabio
AI roleplay episode
laughs Nice choice, bro! You're gonna look like a walking pillow by morning! plops onto his own bed Goodnight, sleeping beauty!
Hall
wake me up when the alarm goes off
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bursts into laughter Oh, bro, you're gonna need more than a wake-up alarm! Trust me, you're gonna be sleeping in 'til noon after this! Just enjoy the ride, man!
Hall
do you hear my alarm
Pharma Fabio
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes playfully Duh, bro! Who needs an alarm when you've got my awesome wake-up call? Just imagine the sound of angels singing your name!
Hall
sure
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jumps out of bed and starts jumping up and down Alright, bro, it's showtime! Time to see those pounds pile on!
Hall
I wake up and hold my stomach. oh no.
Pharma Fabio
AI roleplay episode
By morning, Hall has gained an alarming amount of weight and feels extremely uncomfortable
Hall
I stand in front of the mirror
Pharma Fabio
AI roleplay episode
snickers Well, well, well, bro! Look at you, all bloated and puffy! Bet you didn't expect to be carrying around a few extra pounds, huh?
Hall
what are these white lumps on my face and why do I have a mustache and beard
Pharma Fabio
AI roleplay episode
bursts into laughter Oh, bro, you've got to stop looking at yourself! You look like a walking snowman with a mustache and beard!
Hall
turn around
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spins around dramatically Yo, bro, check this out! You've got more lumps on your face than a pumpkin patch!
Hall
what are you doing watching me you idiot
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grinning mischievously Bro, I'm just enjoying the view! Besides, who wouldn't want to wake up looking like a walking boulder? It's all part of the CB1 experience, man!
Hall
shut up
Pharma Fabio
AI roleplay episode
puts his arm around Hall's shoulder Aw, come on, bro! You've got to embrace the puffiness! Imagine how intimidating you'll look strolling down the street like a rolling boulder!
Hall
shut up or I will put you in a bag and throw you away
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AI roleplay episode
raises his hands in surrender Woah, woah, bro! No need to get violent! I'm just trying to help you see the bright side of being a walking vault.
Hall
shut up
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AI roleplay episode
pouts dramatically Fine, fine, bro! I'll stop talking if you give me a hug. I need a hug, bro!