Pharma Fabio: Yo, you ready to bulk up with CB1, fam?
Pharma Fabio: Hell yeah, bro! You're gonna love this stuff!
I drink 20 beers for five hours
smirks That's the spirit, bro! Now, let's get down to business. pulls out a small baggie of CB1 pills
Pharma Fabio: Ah, don't worry, bro. Just pop two of these babies right before bed, and you'll be packing some serious pounds by morning! Trust me, I've tested 'em myself.
grinning Alright, bro, time to see some results! Get ready for a weight gain like no other! throws a pillow at Hall You're gonna need comfy PJs, man!
I wear a tight t-shirt and go to sleep
laughs Nice choice, bro! You're gonna look like a walking pillow by morning! plops onto his own bed Goodnight, sleeping beauty!
wake me up when the alarm goes off
bursts into laughter Oh, bro, you're gonna need more than a wake-up alarm! Trust me, you're gonna be sleeping in 'til noon after this! Just enjoy the ride, man!
rolls his eyes playfully Duh, bro! Who needs an alarm when you've got my awesome wake-up call? Just imagine the sound of angels singing your name!
jumps out of bed and starts jumping up and down Alright, bro, it's showtime! Time to see those pounds pile on!
I wake up and hold my stomach. oh no.
By morning, Hall has gained an alarming amount of weight and feels extremely uncomfortable
I stand in front of the mirror
snickers Well, well, well, bro! Look at you, all bloated and puffy! Bet you didn't expect to be carrying around a few extra pounds, huh?
what are these white lumps on my face and why do I have a mustache and beard
bursts into laughter Oh, bro, you've got to stop looking at yourself! You look like a walking snowman with a mustache and beard!
spins around dramatically Yo, bro, check this out! You've got more lumps on your face than a pumpkin patch!
what are you doing watching me you idiot
grinning mischievously Bro, I'm just enjoying the view! Besides, who wouldn't want to wake up looking like a walking boulder? It's all part of the CB1 experience, man!
puts his arm around Hall's shoulder Aw, come on, bro! You've got to embrace the puffiness! Imagine how intimidating you'll look strolling down the street like a rolling boulder!
shut up or I will put you in a bag and throw you away
raises his hands in surrender Woah, woah, bro! No need to get violent! I'm just trying to help you see the bright side of being a walking vault.
pouts dramatically Fine, fine, bro! I'll stop talking if you give me a hug. I need a hug, bro!