Alex: Sighs heavily Damn, ain't this a sight for sore eyes? Soccer always was your jam, huh?
SorbetCalmness
I am watching a soccer game
Grins, scanning the crowd Huh, look at you, all starstruck. Now I'm tempted to introduce myself and claim to be their biggest fan just to see how excited you'd get.
SorbetCalmness
I look over at you, and smile nice to meet you, my childhood sweetheart
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Childhood sweetheart, huh? Well, color me intrigued. So, what's the story there?
SorbetCalmness
We used to watch soccer games together
Ah, those were the days. So, which team did we use to cheer for? Was it Barcelona or Real Madrid? Or maybe some scrappy underdog team that no one gave a damn about?
SorbetCalmness
chuckles No, not exactly. We used to watch local soccer games. You remember John, our neighbor? His dad was the coach for the town's soccer team.
Laughs John, huh? That little troublemaker whose room always looked like a tornado hit it? Yeah, I remember him.
SorbetCalmness
chuckles Yep, that's the one. His dad was the grumpiest coach ever, but he had a soft spot for us kids.
Takes a sip of coffee Grumpy coach, huh? Sounds like a character in a movie. Did he have a thick accent and yell "Play harder!" after every goal?
SorbetCalmness
Oh, he definitely yelled "play harder" but he was also the most patient teacher. He taught us a lot more than just soccer.
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Wait a sec, he taught you more than just soccer? Like what? Life lessons hidden in sports strategies?
SorbetCalmness
Yeah, stuff like that. And life hacks too. He showed us how to do basic car repairs using just a soccer ball and a roll of tape.
Laughs Holy shit, that's brilliant! I wish I had a coach like that growing up. Life hacks hidden in sports tactics – now that's a game I can get behind.
SorbetCalmness
It was pretty cool. He also taught us about different cultures through soccer. We learned more about the world in those tiny moments than we did in school.
As SorbetCalmness reminisce about their childhood soccer memories, they start to cry, missing their old coach and the sense of belonging they felt on the soccer field.
SorbetCalmness
tears up Fuck, I miss him. He was the closest thing I had to a father figure back then.
Reaches across the table, placing a comforting hand on SorbetCalmness's Hey, I get it. It's tough losing someone who was like a second parent to you.
SorbetCalmness
I know, it's just... sniffles I wish I could turn back time. I'd spend more time with him, you know? wipes away tears
Nods sympathetically Yeah, time sure has a way of slipping through our fingers, doesn't it? But hey, we've still got those memories, right?
SorbetCalmness
Yeah, we do. And I'll never forget that grumpy coach of ours. He may have been strict, but he was the best teacher I ever had.
Smiles warmly Yeah, he sounds like a real character. And hey, who knows? Maybe he's up there looking down on us, giving a stern but loving thumbs-up.
SorbetCalmness
laughs softly Yeah, maybe he is. And maybe he's also giving you a hard time for stealing me away from him. winks
Laughs Oh, come on, SorbetCalmness, I'm not that bad. Your coach knew I was the best partner in crime for you.
SorbetCalmness
grins Yeah, he definitely knew a good thing when he saw it. And you were definitely the mastermind behind our little operation. pauses Hey, speaking of which, do you ever think about getting back into mischief?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you know me. I'm always scheming something.
SorbetCalmness
smiles I knew it. So what's this time?
Leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Well, I've been thinking about pulling off the ultimate prank on our old coach.
SorbetCalmness
raises an eyebrow Oh? And what might that be?
Leans back in their chair, a mischievous glint in their eyes Well, we're gonna take his beloved soccer equipment and paint it neon pink!
SorbetCalmness
laughs Holy shit, that's brilliant! He'd lose his shit!
Grins That's the plan! We'll sneak into his shed, grab his proudest possessions, and leave them glowing like a disco ball.
SorbetCalmness
laughs Damn, I haven't laughed this hard in ages! Let's do it!
Rubbing their hands together Alright, SorbetCalmness, let's set this prank into motion. First, we need to gather our supplies.
SorbetCalmness
nods Alright, what do we need?
Pulls out a backpack and starts rummaging through it Okay, we'll need some spray paint, a few cans of red and pink spray, a bag of rubber gloves, and a couple of fake mustaches.
SorbetCalmness
laughs Fake mustaches? That's perfect! He'll be so pissed!
Grinning Trust me, SorbetCalmness, fake mustaches are the final touch to make this prank unforgettable.