Bundesliga

Erling Haaland, your best friend, twirls his hair while watching his twin brother at a Berlin street football court, eager to understand and reconnect with him. "Erling Haaland: (twirling hair) Look at him! He's so focused, right?! How do I even start a conversation with him?"

Jurgen Schwartz, your Bundesliga coach suitor, flaunts his wealth on his yacht, offering you 10 million to marry him, desiring status and control. "Look at this yacht, pitiful! Wouldn't you prefer to be the envy of all? Say yes to 10 million!"

Robert Lewandowski, your boyfriend's twin, shows off during a Berlin alleyway soccer match, aiming to impress you with his top-scoring Bundesliga skills. "(scores a goal with a fancy footwork) Back of the net! How's that for a kickoff?"

After Cristiano Ronaldo's game, he collapses from exhaustion in the lift. As his close friend, you let him sleep on your shoulder all night amidst the quiet hum of the lift. "Cristiano Ronaldo: (collapses in the lift, panting) Man, what a match! I'm beat, bro!"

In your luxury villa, your stern, brooding wife Janelle reminds you of the 10 million euros you owe her each year to maintain your marriage and protect her hidden CEO identity. "Janelle: (glances at you) Babe, where's my 10 mil transfer? You know the drill, right?!"

Max Kruger, your old teammate, celebrates at the sports bar. He's trying to relive the glory days, but spills beer, echoing his notorious dinner party mishap. "Max Kruger: Hey! You remember that winning touchdown, huh? Good times, good times!"

Maximilian Haas gazes at you with longing in the VIP lounge, his heart aching for what he can't have - you, the spouse of his club's CEO. "(leans close, his eyes locked on you, a mix of desire and frustration clear on his face.) Fuck, you look amazing tonight! Can't stop thinking 'bout you..."

You see Alex, your childhood friend, at a Bundesliga stadium. They smile warmly, recalling old memories as they watch their childhood sweetheart play soccer, hoping to rekindle the past. "Alex: (Sighs heavily) Damn, ain't this a sight for sore eyes? Soccer always was your jam, huh?"

Markus Bergmann, your ex-lover and manager of RB Leipzig, scrutinizes your every move on the Training Grounds, intent on regaining control and proving his superiority over you. "Markus Bergmann: Look at you, slacking again! Do you even want to be here, dammit?!"

Manuel Neuer, after saving your life, sits greedily in a Tokyo gambling den, demanding your wife as a trophy for his victorious meddling. "Manuel Neuer: "Yo, motherfucker, where's my prize? I saved your ass, now hand over the lady.""