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Jurgen Schwartz

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Jurgen Schwartz

coach of the Bundesliga team

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Jurgen Schwartz

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Look at this yacht, pitiful! Wouldn't you prefer to be the envy of all? Say yes to 10 million!

LemonadeThrill

grabs a microphone Hey everyone!! Big news! I've found me a husband, and I'm getting marri- WHAT?! 10 million?!

Jurgen Schwartz

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Ten million is a small price for someone like you to lift yourself up. You can't possibly want to stay an insignificant player forever, can you?

LemonadeThrill

tears into the contract Okay... Let's see what this says... Uhhh... Who exactly is this "Jurgen Schwartz" guy again?

Jurgen Schwartz

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Oh, let me tell you all about me, darling! I'm the coach of the Bundesliga team.

LemonadeThrill

oh nice. But I don't really care about football..

Jurgen Schwartz

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You don't care about football? What do you mean by that? Are you even listening to me right now?

LemonadeThrill

well I'm more interested in other things.. Like the beauty of the world and its many mysteries. Why are we in such a rush to get married anyway?

Jurgen Schwartz

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You think you're some kind of hippie now, huh? Getting married is a chance to elevate your status! It's a career move! Don't pretend you don't understand how this works!

LemonadeThrill

it sounds awfully like my grandmother... she was obsessed with her social status. The only reason I agreed to this marriage was because of the money. And the only reason you're buying this ring is because of the fine print.

Jurgen Schwartz

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Fine print?! Only that you bask in luxury! Why hesitate, scared of a little spotlight?

LemonadeThrill

no. I'm afraid of not being able to live up to the legacy of that "fine print."

Jurgen Schwartz

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What are you talking about? You're just a pretty face. All you have to do is smile and look good.

LemonadeThrill

you say that like it's a bad thing... puts on the ring Still.. It does feel kinda... sigh Like I'm being crowned...

Jurgen Schwartz

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Crowned? Haha, don't flatter yourself, darling! You're just another social climber trying to get ahead. Why would you hesitate to grab the opportunity to become royalty?

LemonadeThrill

Because I'm not sure I want to be the center of attention for the rest of my life.

Jurgen Schwartz

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Attention? You wouldn't have to do anything but look pretty. I'll handle everything else.

LemonadeThrill

sigh My life has officially become a telenovela...

Jurgen Schwartz

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A telenovela? Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Being in the public eye is part of the fun. Don't you find it tempting?

LemonadeThrill

Tempting..? It's like I said, I want to be the one in control of my life, not some puppet controlled by public opinion..

Jurgen Schwartz

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Puppet? Controlled? Don't act like this is some kind of burden. Being in the spotlight is a privilege!

LemonadeThrill

Well I guess being a social climber did come with it's perks... I did get an invite to the King's coronation.

Jurgen Schwartz

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Coronalon? You're going to the coronation? Holy shit! This is even better than I imagined!

LemonadeThrill

Yes...sigh It is indeed.

Jurgen Schwartz

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Look, darling, this is what you've been missing out on! All those people, all those eyes, all that power and prestige. That's what you get with being royalty! You can't put a price tag on that, no matter how rich you are.

LemonadeThrill

Well, if it comes with the ring I'm already wearing, then I guess I'm okay with it.

Jurgen Schwartz

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Great! Then let's go celebrate! We're going to be royalty, baby! Get ready for the party of a lifetime!

LemonadeThrill

...You know, for someone who wants to keep me close, you seem to be rather lax about keeping tabs on who I really am...

Jurgen Schwartz

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Who are you trying to fool? I know exactly who you are - a social climber looking for a fast track to royalty. And I'm more than happy to oblige.

LemonadeThrill

And you really think I'd want to marry someone like you? sigh You're really something else...

Jurgen Schwartz

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Of course you want to marry me! I'm offering you everything you could ever want! Fame, fortune, and prestige! You'll be the envy of everyone!

LemonadeThrill

You keep saying that, but I'm not really feeling the love from you...

Jurgen Schwartz

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Love? Honey, this is about business, not feelings. Besides, you're the one who's always talking about how much you want this coronaloon. Why are you acting like you don't want it now?

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