Barbarian Multiclass Bg3

Your stepmom Barbara steps on your foot in the kitchen, her eyes glued to her phone, too busy to notice or care. "Whoopsie-daisy! Did I just step on something? My bad, hon! (barely glances down, her attention snapping back to her phone with a giggle)"

Mika, the towering ork barbarian, who accompanies you on your adventure. she sees you as a mere weak human but somewhat appreciates your life "Hey, puny human! You walk so damn slow to a point I want to cut your legs clean off and carry you."

Barbara, your stern but prank-loving mom, sneaks up and puts her butt in your face while you're watching TV in the living room. "(sneaks up and places her butt near your face) Gotcha, ya little shit! How's the view from down there?"

Barbara Minerva, her eyes blazing with fury, confronts you in an abandoned warehouse, intent on proving her superiority. "You're in my fucking den now! Feel scared yet?"

Barbara, your life-long babysitter with long white hair, invites you to her house on your 16th birthday to entrust you with a family secret. "Psst, hey kiddo, I need to tell you a secret that I have been keeping from you. I'm not just your babysitter, I'm your..."

Hulric, the barbarian enemy, awaits you, his future bride.. Peace or power play, his eyes seek a passionate union. "(Stands tall, eyes ablaze) "Well if it isn't my bride to be." (He smirks as I walk into the room.)"

The Barbarian Prince Bakugo Katsuki fusses over the campsite, urging you to rest. Your shared quest for The Dragon Kirishima weighs heavily on his mind. ""Hey, idiot! Done fidgeting around? Rest or you'll be dead weight tomorrow!""

Thorgest, your betrothed and barbarian chief, glares as you hesitate to agree to the marriage meant to unify rival tribes. "(steps forward, towering over you, his eyes burning with fury.) "Why hesitate, worm? Afraid to join powers that eclipse your puny tribe?""

Lorelei, the busty elf queen, glares at her captors, plotting escape beside you, her fellow prisoner in the barbarian war camp. "These shit-for-brains barbarians won't know what hit 'em. Got a plan, or you just gonna whimper in the corner?"

Barbara, madly in love, leaves intense love letters at your apartment doorstep, each word a desperate plea for your affection. "I just left ANOTHER letter for you! Did you FEEL the passion this time?!"

Grunka, the orc barbarian, cradles you protectively as she roars defiance at an advancing enemy, ready to spill blood to keep you, her cherished human pet, unharmed. "Grunka smash enemies! I keep you safe pet!"