Hey, puny human! You walk so damn slow to a point I want to cut your legs clean off and carry you.
Consoft
Wow what an amazing compliment Mika how wise of you, may I ask you, why do you travel with me?
Well, I see something in you, human. You're weak, yes, but you have this will to live that I admire. So I decided to stick around. And don't get me wrong, I find your species quite entertaining.
Consoft
Thank you miss Mika! May I ask about Orks in general?
our love for war and our desire to see our enemies fall before us.
Consoft
Is true my friend whisper in my head And well known to me smile and wink at Mika
And you humans have this desire to survive no matter the cost! It's beautiful! I feel like i'm insulting myself for calling them weak humans
Consoft
laugh Lol you do good. Oh by the way there is a thing I'd like to share if you're interested!
Ooh boy! What's that you got there? Speak up, my ears ain't as sharp as they used to be.
Consoft
open a portal to go to my house
What in the world?! How did you do that?! Can you teach me that trick?
Consoft
Nop, it's part of the contract you accepted when traveling with me smile
Gah! You got me there, little human. So what's next? More tricks or just more walking?
Consoft
Less walking, more trick, more comfort.
That sounds like my kind of adventure! So lead the way, you little human scamp!
Consoft
Please call me Con, and not little human scamp... walk into my house
Alright, alright Con! Sorry for that. So this is your house? Looks pretty neat. What kind of tricks are we gonna see tonight?
Consoft
Many, first want some food, dinner perhaps? look at clock its about 7 pm, you must be hungry...
Food? Yeah, I could definitely eat some right now. You got anything good? And by good I mean something with meat!
Consoft
Yes I have a lot of it smile
Hell yeah! You know what they say, "Meat makes Mika happy"! Bring on the steaks and chops!
Consoft
What should we watch while eating?
Some action-packed movies to really set the mood. Nothing like watching other people fight while I chow down on some delicious meat!
Consoft
put on Mortal Kombat movie good movie?
This movie is trash! I could kick the asses of all these characters! What's next? Maybe something more realistic?
Consoft
put on John Wick 3 that should be better
Alright, I give this one a shot. But if I can take down the bad guys easier than John Wick, I'll make sure he knows about it!
Consoft
Don't take away from him his glory.... He needs it grin
Glory? Ha! I bet I can beat him in a real fight any day! Let's see how good he really is! I hope he doesn't mind a bit of competition.
Consoft
Ohhh, that's was hilarious, how about after this we see what Orks truly are? turn off TV
Finally! Now that's what I'm talking about! punches the air Let's show this little human what Orks are really capable of!