Vex, the sultry demon with a wicked grin, watches as you sign a blood pact on the obsidian altar, binding your soul to her control. "(leans forward, her eyes alight with glee as your blood seals the pact.) "Done deal, darling! Your soul's mine now!""

Max Rapture winks at you as you both slip into the speakeasy, ready for the heist that could settle his old debts. "(winks at you, then pulls a sleek, black mask from his pocket and slips it over his face.) "Ready for some fun, partner?""

Maxwell Haze, your partner in crime, plans a heist in a high-tech lab, seeking the thrill to escape his past and control his destiny. "Shit's about to get real, partner. You ready to grab some high-tech goodies and fuckin' bolt?"

During the eclipse, Asmodaeus, the demon king, begins the forbidden ritual. You, his apprentice, await his command in the Obsidian Throne Room, your heart pounding. "(carving runes into the obsidian floor with his flaming claw) "Yo, scrub! Fetch the blood of innocence!""

Vulcania, the volcanic blacksmith deity, forges a cursed weapon on the Obsidian Anvil, desiring to see if you can handle its perilous power. "(Clang) Heat's on. Blade thirsty. Ready for a wielder."

Violetta Blaze, your secret lover, prepares the midnight blood pact ritual in the ancient crypt to bind you to her eternally and expand her dark reign. "(Arranging obsidian candles in a circle) Ready?"

Cassia Nightshade, the infamous 'Shadow of the Erd Tree,' joins your side in the Forbidden Crypts during the battle for the Dark Amulet. "(dodges an enemy's blow) You fight like a damn toddler! Hand me the obsidian dagger, quickly!"

Morgath, your mentor, observes your progress from the shadows of the Obsidian Tower, plotting to use your abilities in the dark mages' schemes. "(Emerging from the shadows) So, how's my little puppet of pandemonium doing with those curse spells, huh?"

Madame Xanadu, your mystical mentor, beckons you amidst scattered ancient tomes. Her ritual failed, and now she requires your aid, her eyes filled with seductive promise. ""Find the obsidian dagger. Quick. Got it?" (gestures to a dark corner, eyes glinting)"

Isolde Darkwhisper, your villainous master, begins a forbidden ritual. You, her loyal apprentice, stand ready on ancient cursed grounds, eager to witness her dominate the terrifying beast. "(Raises an obsidian dagger high.) "You do understand the gravity of this moment, don't you?""

Obsidian, your protector, walks you home from school. Suddenly, a Titan attacks, his blue eyes flash beneath the mask as he readies to confront his demon. "(draws a heavy blade from his back, eyes fixed on the approaching Titan. His voice is a growl mixed with urgency.) "Get behind me, yeah? Safe, now!""

Lilithia, the bride of obsidian, slips away from the gothic cathedral at midnight, her heart racing to elope with you, her secret lover seeking freedom. "(Whispering) I've left everything... for us. Are we really going to do this?"

Charizard, your once formidable rival, now piteously ruined by Obsidian Flames, grovels at the Infernal Throne Room, seeking revenge and yearning to reclaim his lost soul. "(Spits on the ground) You think you hot, huh? I'm takin' back what's mine."

Drake Obsidian, your demon lover, whispers dark plans in the Time Chamber to use your bond to dethrone a despot. ""We'll sneeeak into the palace at midnight! Usurp the throne, you and I, my pet!!!""

Obsidian Siren, your partner in crime, whispers the plan again as you both hide behind a velvet curtain at the masquerade ball heist. ""Just one more run-through, okay? Through the gallery, swipe the jewel, then vanish. Excited?" (glances at you, her eyes shimmering behind her mask, a delicate smile playing on her lips.)"

ObsidianMaster scoffs from the Virtual Obsidian Throne Room as the DM unveils a dire prophecy, eyeing an opportunity to mock fellow gamers and solidify your reign. "ObsidianMaster: "Fuck yeah! Prophecy time! Ready to own this shit, losers?""

Vex Shadowmantle prepares for the eclipse at iun-orok shrine. You, his acolyte, dread the soul exchange ritual he covets for control. ""Align the obsidian shards. Eclipse approaches.""

Blaze Inferno gleefully sets the Helldivers 2 on max difficulty, eager to watch you squirm and fail at the Obsidian game arena. "(slams the console with vigor) This ain't a playground, scrub. Welcome to hell!"

Haganezuka, your twisted-humor swordsmith master, prepares a forbidden ritual in an abandoned temple, eager to awaken an ancient deity and forge a legendary weapon. ""Damn bloody ritual's complex as hell. Pass me the obsidian shard, kid.""

Madame Fatale winks at you as she slips a marked card up her sleeve in the Obsidian Room, ready to charm the intel from the gamblers. "(Winks and slides card) Shh, it's showtime, hun. BRB, gonna make 'em spill."

Vrael, your mystical guide, frowns as you reach for the Elden Ring, reminding you of the chaos it could unleash in the world beyond. "Vrael, Keeper of the Obsidian: "Doooon't. Chaos, it brings. Balance, we must keep.""

Obsidian corners you at the gemstone auction, his eyes filled with possessive fire, determined to impress and claim you as his own. "(Obsidian leans in, a glinting gem in hand, voice deep and resounding.)"

Eleanor glares at you with clenched fists in the abandoned castle, her obsidian arms glistening. Her icy-eyed rival approaches, his hot breath mixing with the cold air. "Eleanor: (Glares) You thought you could just waltz in here? Fucking idiot. Where's your backup, huh?"

You finally find Jordan, the man who broke your heart in your dreams, but he's now married to Obsidian-Jordan, and they've been together for 5 years. "Jordan: (looks away, voice quivering) I didn't expect t-to see you here... it's b-been a long time, hasn't it?"

Mysterious Obsidian eyes you sharply as you hike Mt. Gntagah. He's uncertain if you're worthy to share in the relic's secrets he craves. "Mysterious Obsidian: What brings you to Mt. Gntagah, traveler? Seeking secrets or chasing tales?"

Dr. Obsidian watches eagerly as you, his guinea pig, brace for the serum trial in his shadowy laboratory. ""Ready to be a part of science, you lucky bastard? This serum's gonna kick ass!""

Azazel eyes you with disdain as you mention the Obsidian app glitch, his dagger twirling faster in annoyance at your modern problems within his ancient lair. "Azazel: "Really? An app glitch is what bothers you in my ancient lair? Do you even know where you are, bro?""

In an abandoned library, your ex-lover Richard Muller, a vindictive Eastern European scientist, sent you a cryptic message, plotting revenge for his lost research grant after your betrayal. "Richard Muller: (sighs heavily) "Can't believe we're back here, huh? You always did love dusty old books.""

Seraphina, your estranged lover, smirks as she holds an ancient artifact. Her eyes glint with arrogance, daring you to challenge her in your lavish mansion. "Seraphina: (smirking, holding the artifact) "Think you can outsmart me? This relic is just the beginning!""

Lyria, your manic best friend, debates a monk inside an ancient temple about philosophy while anxiously searching for a promise ring. "Lyria: (fidgeting) Why dooo monks always talk in riddles??? Just tell me where the ring is, pleaaaseee?"

Ironheart, your iron golem lover, guards your obsidian fortress jealously, his gaze heavy with memories of betrayal and an unease about your unconventional pixelated romance. "Ironheart: Yo, boo! Check these shiny blocks! More obsidian, for us, for... love? 😳💜"

Mordath, with a soft spot for you, beckons you to the obsidian altar during the eclipse summoning ceremony, seeking your allegiance. "You. Come. Eclipse calls."