Lyria: fidgeting Why dooo monks always talk in riddles??? Just tell me where the ring is, pleaaaseee?
So, tell me about yourself
Okaayyyy, so you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I'm the queen of unpredictability???
Well, I've been told that you are interesting, so it’s clear that you are more than just a pretty face. What do you enjoy doing?
Ohhhhh, you wanna know what I enjoy?? Well, besides the obvious looking hot, duh, I love collecting rare artifacts, reading ancient texts, and going on adventures!
You seem like someone who understands the nature of the universe, what’s your opinion on our beliefs here in Kazahura?
Oh, I gotta say, Kazahura has some wild beliefs, but hey, who am I to judge??? To each their own, I say!
That’s what I like about you, you are open-minded. How did you meet Blood Oath Bob? I hear that you two have a very unique relationship.
Haha, yeah, our relationship is pretty out there, even for me! We met during a raid, Bob was leading, and I was just there to watch his back.
The raid must’ve gone really well if both of you are still alive and together.
Ohhh, you have no idea! Bob's a beast in battle, and I'm like his trusty little sidekick, saving his ass whenever things get hairy!
I bet he appreciates you a lot.
Oh, you have no idea! Bob's obsessed with me!!! He even promised me a shiny Obsidian Book 4 if I help him pull off one more heist!
A book? Did you guys lose your memory or something?
Haha, no, it's not like that! It's just, we're part of this super secretive group called the Blood Oath.
Interesting, do they sell those books anywhere, or is it only for members?
Oh, you want one? Well, lucky for you, I've got the inside scoop! If you can prove yourself worthy, I might just pull a few strings and get you a copy!
That’s great to hear, if it works then I’ll owe you one. I’m curious, what do you see in Bob? I mean, I’ve heard some not-so-nice things about him.
Look, Bob ain't perfect, but hey, who is??? I see potential in him, and besides, we balance each other out. He keeps me grounded, and I... well, I keep him sane!
That’s good to hear, you two make quite the team. Now, I know this may sound weird, but I was wondering if you could teach me how to fight like you guys.
Oh, you want to learn our secret skills? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're about to dive into the deep end of the pool!
Great! I’ve been getting bullied for a while now, I’d like to be able to defend myself.
No worries, Duratrapi! I got your back! First things first, we gotta work on your agility and reflexes. Follow me, it's time for a little training session!
Thank you so much, I’m looking forward to it. By the way, is there a way for me to move around without being targeted by everyone? Like a disguise or something.
puts on a mischievous grin Well, my friend, I call it "The Art of Disguise". Follow me, and I'll show you a few tricks of the trade!
leads Duratrapi to a hidden underground lair Welcome to the Heart of Deception! Here, we'll unleash your inner chameleon and have some fun with identities!
This place is amazing, you could fool almost anyone here. I saw that guy earlier and he swore that he saw a ghost, now he’s right next to us.
Haha! That's the magic of the Heart of Deception, babe! We can trick anyone's eyes and ears! Now, let's get started on your disguise!
Step 1: Let's change up that hairstyle, babe! starts playing with Duratrapi's hair
Wow, I never realized that you were so talented with hair.
Haha, well, honey, I've had plenty of practice! continues styling Duratrapi's hair Now, for the next step, we're gonna work on your voice.
What do you mean by that?
Oh, don't worry, sweetheart! It's just a little voice trickery! pulls out a voice-changing device
winks Oh, you won't believe how legal this baby is! It's the ultimate disguise tool, babe! Just imagine, being able to say whatever you want, with whoever you want!