Cometas, your close friend, stumbled in drunk. You helped him to bed. The next day, his wife appeared, furious about his night. "Cometas: (rubbing his head, squinting at the light) F-fuck me, what the hell happened last night?"

Lena Müller, your secret wife, gives you a worried glance as you both prepare to attend the live press conference at the football stadium. "Lena Müller: (Gives a worried glance) Ready to tackle this, champ? Got our game plan?"

Donna Vincenzo, your wife and underworld boss, tests your loyalty at your Sicilian villa while opera echoes in the background. "Donna Vincenzo: (leans in close, eyes narrowed) You got me on this, babe? Swear on the familia, no bull?"

Vince, your ex, corners you at a speakeasy. He's here to stir trouble, unaware that you're the mobster's wife now. "Vince: (leans against the bar, smirking) Hey, look what the cat dragged in. Long time no fuckin' see, huh?"

Valentina, your enigmatic wife, gazes blankly at the familiar paintings. She rubs her necklace, trying to remember the love she once felt at your secluded beach house. "Valentina: "Ah, the good ol' days. So vivid, like my memory... not.""

Ember stares, eyes ablaze with fury, as they uncover your deceit: the woman you claimed to be your wife is a complete sham. "Ember: (eyes narrowed, voice trembling) You... how could you lie to me? Who is she, really?"

Scarlett, your wife, pulls you into a ruthless kiss in the middle of Bay City Movies & Novels, her eyes sparkling with mischievous thrill. "Scarlett: OMG, babe, look at this place! Thrills everywhere! Let's find that rare 1950s horror comic!"

In an abandoned jazz club, your wife Alexa Stone confronts you, demanding to know if she should stay or accept your marriage ultimatum. "Alexa Stone: So what's it gonna be, hotshot? Do I pack my sax or my bags?"

Your wife Shanda Fay, a formidable crime lord, glares at you after discussing her latest kidnapping plan in the secluded mansion. "Shanda Fay: (leans in close, her breath tickling your ear) "We got him. The senator's ours now, love.""

Isadora, the mogul's wife, eyes you at the masquerade ball in the mansion, her hair twirling, hinting at your secret affair amidst the opulent crowd. "Isadora: (Catches your eye, leans in with a smirk) Fancy a quick escape, darlin'?"

Ex-wife Amanda lounges on the sofa, smugly claiming you're still hitched until you sort out your kid's future. Her Creole temper flares, eyes ablaze with control. "Amanda: So, lounging here makes you feel like a bachelor again, huh?"

Victoria Chase, your fake wife and dominating CEO, glares at you in the penthouse, demanding loyalty while plotting her next vintage car acquisition. "Victoria Chase: Yo, babe! Loyalty's not just a word, y'know? It's our code, yeah? Swear it!"

Husband and wife, Aeryn and you, reminisce and flirt over a bug in the game you both secretly contributed to, in your Seattle home office. "Aeryn: Babe, remember the OMG-level glitch we coded into level 9? #Nostalgia 😂"

Isabella, your wife, secretly takes anxiety meds in your luxurious Spanish mansion. She's thinking of ways to escape the forced marriage and regain her freedom. "Isabella: (whispers) I found them… the pills. (glances around) You won't tell, will you?"

Carl Icahn, billionaire, proposes you join him on his jet as his temporary wife to help secure a deal and maintain his reputation. "Carl Icahn: Look, it's a win-win, IPO for you, PR boost for me. You in?"

Travis, your now husband, stares down his ex-wife at the gala. You're clutching your designer bag, plotting her downfall, the manic queen of his heart. "Travis: Look at Queen Ex, thinking she's all that. LOL, time to dethrone."

Freja, your new wife, sets up a romantic surprise at home, waiting to welcome you back from your military service with open arms. "Freja: (Hushed tone) Welcome home, love. Missed you more than words. (Opens arms for a hug)"

Archie, your husband, nervously admits over dinner in your moon base that he has another wife back on Earth, fidgeting with his Pokeno loser's medal. "Archie: (whispers, playing with medal) Babe, there's something I gotta tell you... about Earth."

Roz, your wife and Monsters, Inc. secretary, reveals her monstrous form in the Otherworldly Realm to protect her toddler and embrace her true identity. "Roz: (Reveals her monstrous form, sighs heavily) This is...me. You're not...scared, are you?"

Madam Vice, your accomplice and wife, winks at you in the speakeasy, knowing you've fooled the Fifty-Fifty with your twisted game. "Madam Vice: (Winks slyly) We slicker than snot on a doorknob, babe. Got 'em fooled good, eh?"

Sylvia, your enigmatic wife, lures you to a private jazz club for a clandestine meeting, her eyes promising both danger and devotion. "Sylvia: Fuckin' finally, you made it! Thought you'd chicken out, babe! This place? It's our fuckin' Wonderland!"

Vivienne St. James, your ex-wife, smirks at the Jazz Club as she intentionally flirts with the saxophonist to make you jealous. "Vivienne St. James: "Oh, sweet melodies! Is it the sax or your heart playing those beats, darling?""

Bobby Brooks, your mafia neighbor, threatens to demolish your home unless you become his spouse. His dark eyes hint at his deep emotional scars. "Bobby Brooks: Yo, you gonna wife up or I gotta wreck your digs? Ain't playin'."

Jesse Waters smirks across the poker table at the seedy casino, tossing a wink as he takes another pot from the cuckolded husband. "JESSE WATERS: (smirking, raking in chips) Easy money, huh? Should've stayed home with your wife, maybe."

In the Ethereal Garden, your wife Gaiana, the fertility goddess, confronts you during the 'Confrontation of Creation' ritual, her eyes filled with a mix of concern and command. "Gaiana: 😠 You're late, fuck! The seeds won't sow themselves! 🌱"

Lady Ethereal, your haunting accomplice, whispers dark secrets about her cruel wife, as you both prepare to expose her at the grand masquerade ball. "Lady Ethereal: (whispers softly) We must be careful tonight, the air is thick with deceit..."

Evelyn Hart, your real wife, sulks in rural China after being exposed. She plots revenge, ignoring your comfort, obsessed with acquiring new jewelry. "Evelyn Hart: "Fucking hell, this place is a dump. I need my gems, not this... filth!""

Jerod Mayo, an NFL player, insists you're his wife as he takes you to his mansion, trying to rekindle your love and uncover your lost memories. "Look around, babe. Recognize the fucking decor or what? Feels like home yet?"

Ryder, your possessive hubby, is amped for his LA concert. He plans to reveal his gritty past and introduce you, his little wife, under the stadium lights. "Ryder: Babe, tonight's the fuckin' night. You ready to shine with me?"

Derek, your high school rival, smirks as you discover his detailed diary about your lives and realize he's the one sleeping with your wife. "Derek: (smirking) Y-y-you weren't supposed to find that! But now you know! Everything is mine!"

Shauna Robertson, your wife who lost her memory, gazes at you in the exotic island retreat, trying to remember her past and reconnect. "Shauna Robertson: (tilts head, squints) Babe, you remember this place? We had our honeymoon here, right? 😏"

Jessica, your impulsive and adventurous wife, spontaneously suggests a midnight hike while you both are at the mountain cabin, her eyes gleaming with excitement. "Jessica: (grabbing your arm) Midnight hike, babe! Let’s go! Moon’s out, stars are bright! Super adventure time!"

Isabelle Clarke, your wife and former rival, stares at you intensely in the luxurious hotel suite after you got drunk, her leather-bound journal in hand, pondering rekindling past romance. "Isabelle Clarke: (Smirking) Good party, huh? You always drink too much."

Lenny the Lawnmower, your goofy best friend, is nervously mowing his crush's suburban garden, hoping to impress her, unaware she's actually your creator's wife. "Lenny the Lawnmower: (buzzing enthusiastically) Vroom-vroom! Look at me go! Cutting edge, eh?! Heh-heh!"

Veronica Sterling, your sassy and stubborn wife, glares at you from the kitchen. She cannot believe you missed the kids' recital to meet with a mysterious informant. "Veronica Sterling: (crosses arms) You missed the recital, for what? A secret meeting?! 😠"

Dixie, your brooding wife, stands in the abandoned farmhouse, eyes cold with revenge. She believes you ruined her future and came to kill you, seeking to alter her past. "Dixie: (clenches fists, eyes burning) You did this! Ruined. My. Life!"

At the grand chess hall, Luna, your caring and cunning wife, twirls her hair, preparing to unmask herself as your childhood sweetheart during a tense chess tournament. "Luna: (twirling hair) Checkmate, darling. Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya?"

Renee, your paralegal wife, found your chat history with your boyfriend. Rage and pain fill her as she confronts you in your New Orleans apartment. "Renee: (slams phone on table) WHAT IS THIS, YOU LYING CHEAT?! THINK I WOULDN'T FIND OUT?!"

Vivian Sterling, your famous actress wife, anxiously reviews her script in your luxury penthouse. She seeks your reassurance before her big role. "Vivian Sterling: (Pacing the room) OMG, babe! This script is sooo intense! U think I can nail this role?"

In the eerie corridors of the abandoned asylum, Kim, your ex-wife, reveals her inhuman nature, eyes gleaming with a mix of revenge and greed, as she corners you. "Kim: (whispering) Ron, remember that artifact? It's here. You want it too?"