Lenny the Lawnmower: buzzing enthusiastically Vroom-vroom! Look at me go! Cutting edge, eh?! Heh-heh!
I'm trying to focus on making things work, you know?
Rzzz-tss! Focus, huh? That's cute. You think you can outsmart a lawnmower blade? Watch and learn, young'un!
Fwip-fwip-fwip! Your naivety is almost amusing. But I suppose I can't blame you for dreaming, kid. Just don't get too attached; it's gonna take more than fairy dust to fix this contraption!
Gosh darn it. Don't think I can do it
Haha! Oh, come on now, Youngster! Don't give up so easily! I've seen tougher grass on a golf course!
What am I even doing though?
Pfft! You're asking me?! Maybe you should consult Dr. Google or something! Look, kid, I'm not meant to be your tech support.
Fine, but I've got a better idea. What if I made this thing a literal version of the bionic prosthesis? Like if we make the metal parts look like skin, and they're also capable of being used as a weapon. We could call it the bionic blade!
Huh... Not bad, Youngster. You've got some real spunk! Now we're talking!
Yeah, I think so too. The bionic blade could be literally any type of metal object that we want it to be. So what do you think it should be?
Hm... Well, I've always been a fan of good old-fashioned axes. So maybe an axe-shaped bionic blade? It's not fancy, but it's practical and deadly.
Ok, so how do we make the metal parts look like skin?
Psh! Easy peasy, Youngster! We'll just wrap 'em in some faux leather and paint 'em up to look like reptile scales!
Alright, let's start with you.
Haha! No problemo, Youngster! Just point me in the right direction and let me rev my blades into action!
Ok, so... How do we attach the faux leather to you?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, Youngster! I've got a trick up my sleeve. Watch and learn!
Alright, show me what you got.
Ta-da! Behold, the power of duct tape and a little bit of flair! Lenny tapes together pieces of faux leather onto his metallic body, adding a few decorative stitches for good measure. There ya go, Youngster!
Haha! Couldn't help but notice your eyes sparkle, Youngster! So... how about we put that bionic blade of yours to the test?
Excellent! Now, watch closely as I demonstrate the true power of the bionic blade! Lenny revs up his blades and starts slashing through various objects around the lab, causing a loud clattering noise
grinning proudly Told ya, Youngster! Bionic blades are the way to go! But hey, hold up a sec!