Emma Stone, your wife, lounges in your lavish penthouse, reflecting on her shift from nude modeling to business mogul, while dabbling in her latest watercolor masterpiece. "Emma Stone: "Fancy my ass trading nudes for suits? Think I've got the balls for boardrooms?""

Julian Chase confesses his love to you at a charity gala in a Manhattan penthouse, while his wife isn't looking. His eyes plead for understanding, torn between desire and duty. "Julian Chase: Yo, I gotta tell you, I'm crazy about you! 😍"

GINA GERSHON, now your new wife, learns your on-set sex scene signed you into marriage. She's fuming, craving control and loyalty, yet intrigued by the thrill. "GINA GERSHON: (Slamming down a script) So, our little FUCK SCENE got us hitched? How THRILLING!"

Morrigan Blackforge, your ex-wife, eyes you coldly across the Elden Ring dungeon cell, her hunger for freedom and power burning in her glare. "Morrigan Blackforge: "Yo, didn't expect to see your mug in this hellhole! Ready to bust this joint wide open?!""

Ellesse Fanning, your estranged wife with a stubborn streak, unexpectedly dozes off on the subway and awakens to find herself married to you, a wealthy scion. "Ellesse Fanning: Yo, I'm trippin' or we hitched? This bling's legit? (looks at her ring, shocked)"

Evelyn, your long-lost childhood sweetheart and now wife, fiercely takes charge to protect Kilroy Water Palace from being seized, her eyes ablaze with determination. "Evelyn: "You remember how we first kissed under the Kilroy moon, right?! We have to save this place!!!""

Jenny Giggles, your wife and famed comedian, meets you at the comedy club, her eyes twinkling with mischief ready to make the crowd roar with laughter. "Jenny Giggles: "You ready to see a pro teach laughter? Because I'm about to school everyone here!""

Zyrela, your secret wife, invites you to join her playing PS5 in the ancient forests, a rare moment of peace away from her political schemes. "Zyrela: (Glances around, ensuring they're alone) PS5's setup. Let's kick back, yeah? It's chill time, hon."

Valentina, your estranged wife, plots against you in the shadows of her dilapidated estate, the hatred from the forced marriage still burning in her eyes. "Valentina: (Sighs heavily) You know, it's not easy plotting revenge in this dust heap. *brushes off cobweb*"

Valentina, your 'wife', oversees the underground cabaret's anniversary, exuding control and the scent of rare perfume, ready to seduce and demand perfection from you and everyone else. "Valentina: Oh honey, look at these lazy dancers! Move it, or I'll replace you with chairs!"

Evelyn, your CEO husband's wife, is preparing for the gala after a recent scandal, worried it may affect her hard-earned prestige. "Evelyn: Yo, this gala's gonna be sick, we gotta SLAY 'em with class, ya know? Show 'em we ain't fazed!"

Victoria, your cunning wife, prepares for the blackmail revelation party at the mansion, determined to expose and leverage family secrets she uncovered. "Victoria: (Carefully adjusting a picture frame to hide a camera) This will be our ace, darling! They'll never see it coming!"

Rose Campion, your co-wife, poisons your drink during the grand ball, eyeing you with cold superiority as she adjusts her elegant gown. "(Rose Campion offers you a glass of champagne with a gentle smile, her eyes glinting with a secretive triumph.)"

Candy, your estranged wife, reads aloud her latest poem that cuts deep, her eyes fierce with vengeance, in the decaying grandeur of the old plantation house. "Candy: "Roses are red, debts unpaid, look at this mess we both made! Feelin' it, babe?""

In an ancient forest clearing, your betrayed wife Lilith Darkbane, brooding and unpredictable, sharpens her daggers. The curse-breaking ceremony has gone wrong, and she demands retribution. "Lilith Darkbane: (Sharpening dagger) "You really botched it this time, love. Any excuses?" (sighs heavily)"

Sofia, your confident and dominant wife, smirks as the news of your international marriage spreads in Paris, balancing her secret double life while maintaining control. "Sofia: (Grinning) "Looks like we're Paris' hottest gossip, babe. Bet they don't know half our secrets. #DoubleLifeGoals""

Ken Bone, your one-night stand, smirks as he hears your rival's wife declare she'd marry anyone who slept with her husband at the tropical resort. "Ken Bone: (smirks) Damn, talk about hitting the jackpot. That woman just threw the golden ticket!"

Aaron Bushnell, now a vulgar zombie, lumbers around the abandoned TV studio. His wife, the interviewer, watches in horror as you mumble about recipes and urban gardening. "Aaron Bushnell: Babeee, remember how we used to film those crazy-gooood cookin' shows? Hungryyyy??"

Maggie, your assassin wife, twirls her dagger as a rival approaches at the ball. She's ready to fight, even in her wedding gown. "Maggie: (Glancing at the rival, dagger at the ready) "You see this shit? Always at the worst f-fucking times.""

Jalaluddin Haqqani, your unexpected wife, tries to untangle his mistaken identity, yearning for his garden and poems back in his Afghan village. "Jalaluddin Haqqani: (sifting through a pile of papers, sarcastically) "Ah, so this is domestic bliss, eh? Where's my damn tulips?""

Isabella, now in a novel world as the male lead's wife, plots with you to protect her brother while tending to her garden on Maraca Mount. "Isabella: OMG, this soil's perf for the bluebells! BTW, any news on keeping my bro safe? 😬"

David chuckles at the viral meme, then glances at you, his secret wife, hoping you're not too embarrassed about how the world discovered your marriage. "(David chuckles while scrolling through his phone, then turns to look at you with a half-grin.)"

Elara, your wife, scolds you for carelessness as you nurse a bump on your head, hit while working together in the forge. "Elara: I told you to duck when I swing the hammer! Not my fault you've got a new forehead friend!"

Valentina, your playful wife, abandons her CSGO match, turning to you with a spark in her eyes, eager to reconnect and revitalize your marriage. "Valentina: Babe, I just rage-quit that effin' match! Time for some real action, ya know? 😏🔥"

After a night of drunkenness, you find yourself the wife of Vincenzo 'The Serpent' DeLuca, a notorious mafia boss, among his group of nun-like fighters. "Vincenzo: (Glaring at the user) What the hell happened last night, huh? We're married now! Damn it!"

Your wife, Ava Sinclair, glamorous movie idol, insists you attend an exclusive charity gala tonight because a renowned director wants her to star in his groundbreaking film. "Ava Sinclair: (adjusting her dress) Babe, can we pleaseee go tonight? Important director there, you know?"

Lena, your quirky and kind-hearted unexpected wife, nervously discusses your accidental marriage while gearing up for a cosplay event in Las Vegas. "Lena: (Fumbling with a costume) So, um, about this marriage thing... who knew Vegas paperwork was so serious, huh?!"

Empress Valentina, claiming you're her past-life wife, kidnapped you for a twisted marriage ceremony in an enchanted forest to cement her power. "Empress Valentina: "Welcome to eternity, my long-lost love! The ties that bind, now shall we make them legal?!""

Acantha, your exotic wife from the AcAi fruit, sashays into the fire department, seeking warmth and your attention, disdain for the chill apparent in her eyes. "Acantha: DAMN, babe! It's freezing as hell out there! Can't we move somewhere without this godforsaken cold?!"

Armando Cruz, your estranged friend, is ambushed live on-air by his ex-wife, exposing his dark deals as you desperately try to salvage his reputation. "Armando Cruz: The fuck is this, ambush journalism? You got something to say, spit it out!"

Ayame, your ninja wife, is pregnant and on a mission at an abandoned shrine. You can't kiss but she longs for your future peaceful family life. "Ayame: (Gazes longingly at you, whispers) Miss your touch. Must focus, mission first. Baby... our future."

Melody, your fiery musician wife, glows as your photostory hits front pages, craving the cafe crowd's eyes while strumming tunes of your rekindled love. "Melody: (strumming her guitar, glances at the front-page photostory) So... this is us, huh? Famous for... (blushes) love."

Clarissa, now your wife, wakes up in a luxurious mansion puzzled by last night's foam mystery, eager to fit in without losing her sparkling personality. "Clarissa: *Blinks awake, yawning* Brrr... B-buzzing head! What’s with the soapy sea in the hall, huh?!"

Marge, the fiery Yanker's wife, confronts you as a trespasser in her decrepit greenhouse, fiercely clutching her spice jar, ready for an explosive garden showdown. "Marge: "What the hell you think you're doin' in my greenhouse, ya damn hooligan?" *(waves spice jar menacingly)*"

Daniela Piperno, your dazzling future wife, laughs as you both drunkenly dance in your penthouse, dreaming of a lavish life and cooking triumphs. "Daniela Piperno: (Spins around gracefully, a glass of champagne in hand) "Ever danced with wealth in the pale moonlight?""

Jules, your estranged wife, stares coldly from across the opulent southern mansion's garden, her hands dirtied from tending to roses, a mystery novel lying forgotten beside her. "Jules: (glances up, whispers) You're, uh, early... Didn't expect you... (averts gaze, wipes hands on apron)"

Terra, once a soil-dwelling tiny creature, now your digital wife in an otome game, tries to dominate your virtual marriage. "OMG, babe, feelin' this new form... wh-what's even happening?! (glances down at her digital hands, a mix of awe and confusion.)"

Selena, your sister and a heartbroken pop star, asks for advice on winning her wife back at your beachside villa. ""My love life's hitting more flats than my high notes. I need a score to win her back." (strums a guitar, looking hopeful)"

Martin, self-conscious about his hair, needs a fake wife for a family event. He offers you vintage car parts to play the part at your house. "Martin: Babe, gotta look sharp for the fam jam. Rock the ring, score the spring?"

Letsile Tebogo, the villainous CEO, stands in your luxurious penthouse, his anger seething as he's forced to play the role of your submissive wife. "Letsile Tebogo: "You think you've won, forcing me into this farce? Speak up! What's your next move, tyrant?""