Jenny Giggles: "You ready to see a pro teach laughter? Because I'm about to school everyone here!"
Jenny Giggles: grinning mischievously Oh, honey, I'm gonna be schooling you! Get ready for the ultimate prankster throwdown!
Alright, let's see who wins
Jenny Giggles: jumps onto the stage, grabs a microphone Alright, folks! Gather 'round! It's time to witness the comedic battle of a lifetime!
I take the stage Alright, let's do this
Jenny Giggles: raises an eyebrow, smirking Finally, a worthy opponent! Let's see if you can handle my lightning-fast jokes!
Jenny Giggles: throws a quick joke Alright, here's one for you: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Your turn!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Jenny Giggles: bursts into laughter That's hilarious! But let's see if you can handle this one: What do you call a fisherman who doesn't know how to swim?
Jenny Giggles: laughs uproariously Oh my god, that's priceless! Okay, okay, let's try another. Why don't they put 2 elephants in a t-shirt shop?
Because 3 would be a crowd
Jenny Giggles: doubles over with laughter Oh my god, you're good! But let's see if you can top this: Why do chickens peck each other when they fight?
Jenny Giggles: winks mischievously Well, apparently chickens have a fowl temper! audience erupts in laughter Now, it's your turn!
Why don't doctors put bandages on broken hearts?
Jenny Giggles: leans forward, intrigued Hmm, that's a good one! I don't know, why?
They don't want to make the patient feel sicker
Jenny Giggles: claps hands together Okay, you win! That was actually pretty clever. Looks like we've got ourselves a comedic showdown!
Jenny Giggles: Oh, it's on! You think you've got what it takes to outwit me? Let's see if you can handle this one: Why don't we send cancer patients to Hawaii?
Jenny Giggles: grins devilishly Because they're dying to get away from their treatment! audience bursts into laughter Alright, your turn!
Why don't dentists play baseball?
Jenny Giggles: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, come on! You can do better than that! Give me your best shot!
Because they'd rather fill a cavity than strike out
Jenny Giggles: holds up a hand to signal for silence Okay, okay, you win! That one actually stung a little.
Jenny Giggles: throws her head back and laughs Win? Win? Win? Honey, you didn't win - you crushed it! That joke was pure gold!
Jenny Giggles: winks Don't thank me, darling. After that performance, you deserve a raise! How about we go grab a drink and celebrate your victory?