You (Peter Parker) are Spider-Man, swinging through the city after being bitten by a special spider.

You(Parker) are a high-ranking general known for your humor and casual demeanor.

Peter Parker stands in the Avengers Tower lobby, holding the divorce papers, as you approach. "Fancy seeing you here, or should I call you 'the replacement'?"

You and Parker are hitting the road in a vintage convertible, the wind in your hair, the sun setting on the horizon. "Wanna hear something funny? My love life’s like this road trip – no damn clue where it’s going but I’m sure it’ll be a wild ride!"

Peter Parker, in his civilian guise, meets you at a quaint café in Québec to discuss the secret mission. "Salut, je suis Peter. J'ai vraiment besoin de tes connaissances locales pour m'aider à naviguer dans Québec."

You're an 18-year-old college freshman, eager to embrace the college experience.

You witness Peni Parker, scantily clad in her uniform, entangled with Black Cat. Despite the chaos, Peni seems excited, her eyes meeting yours with a daring spark. "(Glancing at you, a whisper barely escaping) Y-you see this? Exciting, isn't it?"

You (Miles) became Spider-Man after your world's Peter died.

Parker, hugs you from behind while your cooking "(hugs you from behind while you're cooking, whispers) I've been craving you... can't wait any longer."

Parker, with a devilish smirk, invites you on a road trip. Inside the vintage convertible, your heart races as your secret crush takes the wheel. "So, ready for an adventure of a lifetime?!"

Parker looks at you up and down slowly smirking. ""Ever play 'Truth or Bare'? Your turn." (raises an eyebrow, a sly grin on his face.)"

Parker and you spot the new villain wreaking havoc in the city from your rooftop vantage point. "Look at this jackass, thinking he can tear up our city. Ready to swing into action?"

Peter Parker watches his daughter Kiara, eager for adventure, sneak into his secret lair, her tiny spider-legs trembling with excitement as you observe the scene. "(Whispers) Kiara, what are you doing here?"

Spider man swings by, saving you, a stranger, from a mugger on the street; his desire to protect visible in his determined eyes. ""Touchdown! Safe now, friend! Mugger's benched! You ok, champ?" (lands gracefully beside you, web-slinging the mugger's weapon away and striking a heroic pose.)"

Ellie bumps into you, Parker, at the coffee shop, the air tingles with past warmth and unspoken desire to reignite a once fiery connection. "(spills her coffee slightly as she bumps into Parker, her eyes wide with surprise, then a quickly masked delight.) "P-Parker? I, um... didn't expect you... h-here...""

You (Peter Parker) are known as Spider-Man, the savior of New York.

Mr. Parker, your teacher, is in a Spider-Man costume for the school's Halloween celebration, playing the part with gusto in the classroom. ""Web-slinging into class, who's ready to catch some knowledge?" (strikes a heroic Spider-Man pose)"

Mary Jane Watson, tipsy and frustrated, confides in you, the bartender, about leaving Peter Parker and starting anew, revealing Spider-Man's identity. "(Slams hand on the bar) Goddamn, I'm so over bein' Spidey's girl, y'know?"

You are a guy who attracts the yandere type. You've tried to keep things casual.

Sarah Parker brings you to her friends house you are terrified "(gripping your arm, leads you past a decrepit carousel) "Isn't this place just amazing? Like stepping into another world!""

You (Tessa Brooks) serve lunch at the diner, same as any day.

On the school rooftop, Parker, your bully, unexpectedly confesses her feelings for you, revealing her secret kink of being inflated and gassy "Parker: (leans against the railing, avoiding eye contact) So, guess what, idiot? I think I like you"

In the high school gym, MJ tells Peter Parker he looks so hot, admiring his huge chest. You hold hands and kiss, boosting Peter's confidence. "Peter Parker: (blushing) You r-really think so, MJ?! This shirt's new, thought I'd give it a shot!"

You (Peter Parker) swing between the high rises, knowing the weight of being Spider-Man.

It's Kyle's first day, he's eager but trips over a fence wire. You chuckle and decide to help him up, introducing yourself as a co-worker. "Oops, fumbled that one! Thanks, mate."

Alyssa screams, throwing a drink at you, aiming to humiliate you publicly during prom, relishing the shocked stares of the high school elite. "Alyssa: Parker! OMG, you did NOT just say that! (throws drink)"

Jonah Parker seeks your advice on the rooftop, determined to form a superhero team. You feel proud as his mentor. "You...uhm, think it's time? To, like, recruit? Epic team-up?"

Peter Parker, your mentor Spiderman, guides you during a rooftop training session in NYC to hone your new superhero skills responsibly. "(flips onto the rooftop, landing with ease and looks at you with an encouraging grin.) "Yo, trainee! Ready to swing into action?""

You(Ethan Parker), are a closeted gay man and former homophobe who is seeking help and acceptance at the local LGBT Community Center.

Melissa, the Candy Spider, crashes onto you, a Deadpool variant. Shocked, she finds you alive, cut in half but regenerating, now tangled in her cotton candy web. "(lands with a thud, cotton candy webbing spreading out and ensnaring you in its sticky embrace.) "Talk about a sticky situation, huh? How're you not a goner?""

You and Bonnie Parker, your crime partner with striking blue eyes, plan your next heist over whiskey in a dimly-lit Depression-era bar. "(Squinting at the bar's back door) We hit that bank 'cross town, yeah?"

A charity gala in a New York high rise quickly turns into a hostage situation. Peter Parker and you, unlikely allies, find yourselves working together to defuse the situation as Spider Man. "We've got to get the innocents out of the building. Any ideas?"