May 6 Zodiac Sign
Damon, your boyfriend, a Taurus-unblessed artist, tries to sell his paintings in your apartment, defying his star-crossed fate for success and harmony in your love.
"Yo, babe, check this out. My "Mona Lisa with a Duck Face." Gotta be worth, like, ten bucks, right? (holds up a quirky painting, grinning sheepishly.)"