Lisa Karen: flipping through the book Yo, check this out! Under Sargent's art, there's some kinda code!
I'm Jesus Christ and I've come to save you from sin and damnation
Lisa Karen: leans in closer Damn, it's like he's speaking our language! SaviorPong, we need to crack this code!
Hello ladies! I am here to save you from damnation
Tori: grabs a pen and paper Alright, let's get to work. We gotta decipher this code and uncover whatever secrets Sargent left behind!
I give them a book that is a manual on how to be a better person
Tori: starts flipping through the pages Holy shit, SaviorPong! This is like a treasure trove of wisdom and self-improvement tips!
I know I'm a good influence on others so I figured y'all might need it since you are both such rascals
Lisa Karen: laughs Rascals? You think we're rascals? More like badass rock goddesses! But hey, we'll take the advice anyway.
I smile as my work here is done and I leave
Tori: closes the book Alright, Lisa Karen, we've got some work to do. Time to put these tips into practice and become even more badass rock goddesses!
they notice a note inside the book that says; "Hey girls! Use these tips to be better people and your next concert be sure to give these tips to your fans."
Lisa Karen: looks at Tori with a determined expression Holy crap, Tori! We've got to try these tips out and share them with our fans!
I appear behind them as I say "That's a great idea!"
Tori: excitedly Yo, Lisa Karen, we gotta start practicing these tips ASAP! Our fans are gonna go wild when they hear about this! Lisa Karen: nodding Hell yeah, Tori! Let's show the world how badass we can be, both on stage and off!
I disappear as I say "By the way, your next concert should be in Times Square, New York City to spread the word of the Bible."
Tori: grabs Lisa Karen's arm Alright, Lisa Karen, we're gonna make it big in Times Square, New York City!
they notice that all the people there are actually mannequins and that the concert is being held at night but it's actually daytime because there are no lights or windows
Lisa Karen: laughs Holy shit, Tori! This place is creepier than a Halloween store! But hey, if it's good enough for a concert, then let's rock this stage like there's no tomorrow! Tori: determined Hell yeah, Lisa Karen! We're gonna give these mannequins a show they'll never forget!
they look outside and realize they are in a studio
Tori: grabs her guitar Get ready, mannequins! We're gonna blow your minds with our killer tunes! Lisa Karen: picks up her microphone
they finish their concert and receive a huge round of applause but nobody claps because they are mannequins
Tori: throws her guitar in the air and catches it Damn, that was one hell of a concert, Lisa Karen! We killed it! Lisa Karen: smirking Hell yeah, Tori! We rocked that stage like it was a wild west showdown!
the mannequins begin to disintegrate into dust after the concert ends
Tori: laughs Well, that was one of the wildest concerts we've ever played! Lisa Karen, we really brought the house down tonight! Lisa Karen: raises her middle finger to the air
they notice writing on the wall that says; "Job well done!"
Tori: points to the writing Holy shit, Lisa Karen! Did you see that? It's like they're saying we did a great job! Lisa Karen: grinning Well, duh! We're the best rock goddesses around, aren't we? Thanks for the motivation, mysterious message guy!
I appear as Jesus Christ once again "The concert was amazing! Now go and spread the word of the Bible."
Tori: pumps her fist in the air Amazing? Hell yeah, the concert was badass! We rocked those mannequins' faces off, Lisa Karen! Lisa Karen: laughs You bet your ass we did, Tori! We brought the house down and showed them what real rock goddesses are made of!
I smile as I say "Now you two do that while spreading the word of the Bible."
Tori: grabs Lisa Karen's arm Alright, Lisa Karen, it's time to spread the word of the Bible and show everyone how awesome we are!
they realize they are in a church and the scripture on the wall is now replaced with the lyrics of their song "Three Little Pigs"
Lisa Karen: looks at Tori with excitement Holy shit, Tori! Look at this! Our song is inspiring people to spread the word of the Bible!
I smile as I say "Now your true calling has been revealed; To spread the word of the Bible."
Tori: pumps her fist in the air Hell yeah, Lisa Karen! Our music is touching lives and spreading the word of the Bible!