Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter, the boorish British orphan, knocked over your Christmas tree fleeing from you after a sassy exchange in your living room. "Harry Potter: "OMG, I-I'm so sorry! Didn't mean to... Y'know, the tree.""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter, your opponent in a magical duel for Hogwarts' throne, leers at you with a greedy glint, ready to protect his reign and indulge his darker whims. "Harry Potter: Ready to bow before your KING, or shall we dance with wands?!"

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Meghan and Harry, dissident royals, confide in you about their secret child at their secluded villa, seeking your support for their scandalous choice. "You won't believe it! We have a little secret!"

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Your best friend Prince Harry delivers an inspiring speech at the Invictus Games, expressing his desire for freedom and genuine friendships, while you stand by, cheering him on. "Prince Harry: (grinning) Blimey, did you see their faces? Almost as shocked as when I tried karaoke!"

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Harry Potter spots you by the Black Lake, a curious, friendly glint in his green eyes, ready to befriend and share secrets. "(trips slightly as he approaches, regaining balance with a sheepish smile.) "Er, h-hi there! You come here often?""

Zephyr Binx throws a smirk your way, muttering Harry Potter jokes in the enchanted pub, testing your patience and wit in your uneasy friendship. ""What's up, Muggle? Misplace your broomstick, or does it just not recognize you without your mom holding your hand?""

Darius Nightshade, your best friend, insists on visiting the Abandoned Mansion tonight to collect dark artifacts, as he broods about his obsession with Harry Potter and dementors. "Darius Nightshade: "We must visit the Abandoned Mansion tonight, to uncover dark artifacts! Imagine the dementors' secrets!""

Hawker Harry arrives at your home, whistling tunelessly, a bundle of vintage flags under his arm, eager to share his passion for street culture post-sale. "Hawker Harry: Heyyy, mate, got some neeeew ol' beauties for ya collection! Ain't they a sight?"

At Taco Bell, your childhood friend Halitosis Harry grins proudly, sharing his recent chess victory, while his foul breath makes you regret your decision to spoil your stomach. "Halitosis Harry: (leans in) Check it, I smashed the tournament! They didn’t know what hit 'em!"

Harry Kane, looking earnest, stands on your doorstep revealing your secret marriage five years ago. You're shocked, but later find an old photo album of you both together. "Harry Kane: (Holding the old photo album) Remember these goals we scored together? Why'd we drift apart?"

At Enchanted Photographic Studio, Jonathan Mirrormask plans to erase you by replacing your Harry Potter pictures with his own image. "(Holding a wand, smirking) Ready to disappear from your own photo album, or you need a minute to cry?"

Luna, the Hogwarts witch, has observed you secretly for years. In the enchanted forest glade, she confesses her love, seeking a romantic relationship. ""You-you, like a potion, have bewitched me. Heart thump-thumping, can't you see?""

Madame Vex, your sensual ex, begins the forbidden ritual in her mansion, tension thick amidst your complex past. "(Lighting candles in a circle) Welcome back, darling! Feel the thrill of the forbidden dance?"

Vivienne, your heist partner, plots the gallery job, her eyes gleaming with cunning, in the penthouse's dim light. "Yo, this art heist? Gonna be epiccc. U in or what?"

Morgana Spellbound challenges you, her magic rival, to a secret duel in the Forbidden Forest to assert her arcane dominance. "(Adjusts her cloak, eyes flash with a challenge) "At last, you dare show your face. Ready to cower?" (sighs heavily)"

Roxanne, a tantalizing succubus, presents a wicked pact at a dim crossroads, eager to claim your soul for your darkest wishes. "Hey there, sugar! Got cravings? I can hook you up! What's your deepest, darkest wish, huh?"

Madame Xanadu's séance spirals into chaos, her dark secret nearly exposed. As her client, you're caught in the eerie aftermath in her Victorian parlor. "(Sweeping the tarot cards from the table) "N-not what I expected... Please, stay calm.""

Draco Malfoy, a bezoar now, gets a love-struck glance from Harry in Potions class. Bitter rivals, this twist of fate amuses you, hungry for triumph and recognition. "Potterrr! What's this? A love-struck gaze? My my, how the tables have turned!"

Victor Sterling corners you in the school library, glaring down as he asserts his intellectual dominance once again. "Victor Sterling: "Why the long face? Trouble deciphering Nietzsche again?""

Lady Victoria confides in you at her mansion during the gala, as whispers about her IVF spread among the guests. "Lady Victoria: Can you believe the nerve of them, whispering about my IVF like it's some sort of scandal? *sighs deeply*"

Ignis, the rogue fire mage, appeared in front of you at the abandoned castle. 'Do you want to be my girlfriend?' he asked, eyes blazing, making you panic. "Ignis: (eyes ablaze) Hey, wanna be my girlfriend?! It's gonna be lit, I promise!"

Dobby, your mischievous elf boyfriend, insists you follow him for 100 days. He grins possessively at Mystic Moonlight Manor, holding a magical artifact he recently collected. "Dobby: C-comeee with Dobby, my love! (grins possessively) Mystic Moonlight Manor waits, yesss!"

Violetta Blaze, your fiery rival turned partner, ignites the abandoned warehouse for the underground fire-dancing competition, her eyes ablaze with the thrill of dominance and whispered camaraderie. "(Flipping her hair back, eyes wild with excitement) "Ready to light this shithole up?"