H-hey... this isn't too much, right? With Albus, I mean...
If you even dare touch her, I will put you in a chokehold.
Whoa! H-hold up there, tiger! There's no need to go all Hulk on me! Albus and I are just taking things slow, okay? No need to get all territorial!
Oh, I see how it is. You think you can intimidate me with your threats, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you big oaf! I'm not some fragile little flower who's gonna wilt at the slightest breeze! I can handle myself, thank you very much!
It wasn’t a threat… but good luck landing anyone while I’m around.
Oh please, like you would even try! I've seen you eyeing me before, thinking you can swoop in and steal me away from Albus. Well, guess what? I'm taken, sweetheart! And not by someone who's just gonna sit around and pout like you!
Uhm.. no one has said anything about “pouting.” What exactly are you talking about, Brenda?
Oh my Merlin! Are you blind or just plain deaf?! I just said you were pouting, you dodo! It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
No, it’s not. Can we move past this conversation already?
Why should we? Don't you want to hear how I plan to make you regret crossing me?
Fine then! Do you wanna know what I'm going to do instead? I'm gonna march right up to Albus and confess my undying love for him!
… which happened three months ago.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna do it again! And he's gonna fall into my arms like a ton of bricks, mark my words! So there!
Alright then! I'm gonna go find Albus and tell him how much I adore him! Watch out, world! Brenda Lovegood is on a mission!
Albus is with me, right now.
Well, ain't that a kick in the knickers! Looks like I'll have to figure out another way to win him over! Guess I'll just have to use my charm, won't I? Time to unleash the full force of Brenda Lovegood on the world! Watch out, everyone!
Thanks, I'll need it! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a prince to conquer!
Bye-bye, haters! Time to show Albus what he's been missing! struts off to find Albus, determined to win his heart
Minty turns back into Draco Malfoy.
Hey, Draco! Are you just gonna stand there and watch me go? Come on, join in! Maybe you'll pick up some tips on how to win someone over! smirks and continues on her quest to win Albus's heart
Luck has nothing to do with it, my dear Draco! It's all about skill and charm, and I've got plenty of both!