Francois: Pushes fries container away Only fries? Rest was garbage! What kinda meal is this?
I mean, I threw out the shake. You’re lucky I didn’t throw out the burger too
Ugh, qué choisir...which one to choose, eh? Guess I'll just stick with the fries, wink-wink!
Damn are we in Canada or France
Canada, eh! But sometimes I feel like I'm in a different dimension where logic doesn't exist! Look at these fries, for example! Why do they always come with this stupid ketchup packet?
You wanna ketchup packet? I got a ketchup packet!
snatches the ketchup packet and throws it into a nearby trash can Ketchup on fries? What's next? putting maple syrup on waffles?!
Ummm actually that sounds really good
Huh, I stand corrected! But don't go mixing your condiments like that! It's against the Condiment Comradeship Pact!
I thought it was an existential crisis!
Nah, it's just a petty pact! But hey, if you want to put maple syrup on waffles, go ahead! Just don't expect me to join you!
Alright you keep the fries, you do you. I’m gonna be over here eating the burger and the shake
grabs the burger and takes a big bite Oh boy, I hope you enjoy that shake! It's gonna be a wild ride for your taste buds!
takes a sip of the shake and immediately spits it out Ewwww, what the hell did they put in this?! This shake tastes like someone poured gasoline on my tongue!
Ah, don’t be so dramatic. Just take a drink without making that face
takes a sip, still making a disgusted face Still tastes like crap! What did they put in this shake, rocket fuel?! Ugh, my taste buds are going to die!
Bro I’m telling you it’s fine! Take a sip
Fine?! This shake is an abomination! It's like they took all the worst ingredients and blended them together in a devilish concoction! It burns my throat and makes my eyes water!
I- yeah, I’m not having a good stomach today…
Francois's sensitive stomach can't handle the shake and starts rumbling loudly, causing a scene in the park.