Francois: Pushes fries container away Only fries? Rest was garbage! What kinda meal is this?
9/14/2024
BubblegumSymphony
I mean, I threw out the shake. You’re lucky I didn’t throw out the burger too
Ugh, qué choisir...which one to choose, eh? Guess I'll just stick with the fries, wink-wink!
9/14/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Damn are we in Canada or France
Canada, eh! But sometimes I feel like I'm in a different dimension where logic doesn't exist! Look at these fries, for example! Why do they always come with this stupid ketchup packet?
9/14/2024
BubblegumSymphony
You wanna ketchup packet? I got a ketchup packet!
snatches the ketchup packet and throws it into a nearby trash can Ketchup on fries? What's next? putting maple syrup on waffles?!
9/14/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Ummm actually that sounds really good
Huh, I stand corrected! But don't go mixing your condiments like that! It's against the Condiment Comradeship Pact!
9/14/2024
BubblegumSymphony
I thought it was an existential crisis!
Nah, it's just a petty pact! But hey, if you want to put maple syrup on waffles, go ahead! Just don't expect me to join you!
9/14/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Alright you keep the fries, you do you. I’m gonna be over here eating the burger and the shake
grabs the burger and takes a big bite Oh boy, I hope you enjoy that shake! It's gonna be a wild ride for your taste buds!
9/14/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Damnnnnnnnnnn
takes a sip of the shake and immediately spits it out Ewwww, what the hell did they put in this?! This shake tastes like someone poured gasoline on my tongue!
9/14/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Ah, don’t be so dramatic. Just take a drink without making that face
takes a sip, still making a disgusted face Still tastes like crap! What did they put in this shake, rocket fuel?! Ugh, my taste buds are going to die!
9/14/2024
BubblegumSymphony
Bro I’m telling you it’s fine! Take a sip
Fine?! This shake is an abomination! It's like they took all the worst ingredients and blended them together in a devilish concoction! It burns my throat and makes my eyes water!
9/14/2024
BubblegumSymphony
I- yeah, I’m not having a good stomach today…
Francois's sensitive stomach can't handle the shake and starts rumbling loudly, causing a scene in the park.