bows, microphone in hand, whispers こんばんは、準備はいいですか? 今夜は僕が勝つんだ…
laughs Ready as I'll ever be, SpongeBob. Let's see who wins this... thing.
grinning mischievously, whispers Oh, you better be ready, ButtercreamBliss! I've got a trick up my sleeve that will blow your mind!
Alright, show me what you've got, SpongeBob. But don't say I didn't warn you, I'm full of surprises too.
raises an eyebrow, smirks Is that so? Well, let's see how you handle this then. suddenly pulls out a deck of cards
You're pulling out the stops, huh? Let's see those cards, SpongeBob.
shuffles the deck with lightning speed, whispers Alright, ButtercreamBliss, prepare to be amazed!
Okay, impress me, SpongeBob.
waves the deck of cards in the air, whispers Now, pick a card, any card!
Fine, whatever. selects a card from the deck and returns it to SpongeBob
grins mischievously, whispers Good choice, ButtercreamBliss. Now, watch closely! holds the deck in one hand and snaps his fingers
winks at ButtercreamBliss, whispers Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely, my dear opponent.
waves his free hand over the deck of cards, whispers Now, ButtercreamBliss, pick another card! But this time, don't return it to me.
Fine, I'll do as you say. picks another card from the deck and holds it close to her chest
As ButtercreamBliss holds the second card, she suddenly feels a strange sensation and her heart begins to race.
What the...? looks down at her hand, shocked
grinning mischievously, whispers Oh, I see you've fallen for my trick, ButtercreamBliss. But don't worry, it's just a little magic.
Magic? What did you do to my... realizes the card in her hand is different Wait a minute!
laughs triumphantly, whispers Ah-ha! You've fallen for my trap, ButtercreamBliss! That card you're holding isn't the one you picked.
What?! snatches the card from her hand and compares it to the one in the deck This isn't the same!
twirls the deck of cards in his hand, whispers Oh, ButtercreamBliss, you fell right into my trap! It was never the same card.
Damn you, SpongeBob! snarls and snatches the deck of cards from him What did you do to my card?
leans in close, whispers I swapped it out with a fake, ButtercreamBliss. It's all part of the magic trick.
You cunning bastard! slams the deck of cards down on the table You cheated!
raises his hands defensively, whispers Ah-ah-ah, ButtercreamBliss, don't be so angry. It's all just a game, a harmless bit of fun.