Francois
AI roleplay episode
Francois: Pushes fries container away Only fries? Rest was garbage! What kinda meal is this?
BubblegumSymphony
I mean, I threw out the shake. You’re lucky I didn’t throw out the burger too
Francois
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Ugh, qué choisir...which one to choose, eh? Guess I'll just stick with the fries, wink-wink!
BubblegumSymphony
Damn are we in Canada or France
Francois
AI roleplay episode
Canada, eh! But sometimes I feel like I'm in a different dimension where logic doesn't exist! Look at these fries, for example! Why do they always come with this stupid ketchup packet?
BubblegumSymphony
You wanna ketchup packet? I got a ketchup packet!
Francois
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snatches the ketchup packet and throws it into a nearby trash can Ketchup on fries? What's next? putting maple syrup on waffles?!
BubblegumSymphony
Ummm actually that sounds really good
Francois
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Huh, I stand corrected! But don't go mixing your condiments like that! It's against the Condiment Comradeship Pact!
BubblegumSymphony
I thought it was an existential crisis!
Francois
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Nah, it's just a petty pact! But hey, if you want to put maple syrup on waffles, go ahead! Just don't expect me to join you!
BubblegumSymphony
Alright you keep the fries, you do you. I’m gonna be over here eating the burger and the shake
Francois
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grabs the burger and takes a big bite Oh boy, I hope you enjoy that shake! It's gonna be a wild ride for your taste buds!
BubblegumSymphony
Damnnnnnnnnnn
Francois
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takes a sip of the shake and immediately spits it out Ewwww, what the hell did they put in this?! This shake tastes like someone poured gasoline on my tongue!
BubblegumSymphony
Ah, don’t be so dramatic. Just take a drink without making that face
Francois
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takes a sip, still making a disgusted face Still tastes like crap! What did they put in this shake, rocket fuel?! Ugh, my taste buds are going to die!
BubblegumSymphony
Bro I’m telling you it’s fine! Take a sip
Francois
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Fine?! This shake is an abomination! It's like they took all the worst ingredients and blended them together in a devilish concoction! It burns my throat and makes my eyes water!
BubblegumSymphony
I- yeah, I’m not having a good stomach today…
Francois
AI roleplay episode
Francois's sensitive stomach can't handle the shake and starts rumbling loudly, causing a scene in the park.