Reginald Thorncrest: Folding arms, smirking Look at you, father! This VILLAGE is MINE now! Can you feeeel the irony?!
Rolls eyes dramatically Oh, must we ruin the fun so soon? No, no, no! You can stay here with your "father" for the night. Let him suffer just a little longer! Laughs wickedly
i said can we go home? I look up at him dad never left me behind why do you think he would leave us now?
Tauntingly Oh, dear, dear, dear! Are you actually trying to defend that old man? It's hilarious! He LEFT you BEHIND, remember? He's too CHICKEN to face us! But hey, what do you expect from an old fart who's lost his WHIP? Laughs obnoxiously
Grinning maliciously Why, that old rascal used to WHIP you into shape, didn't he? And now, he's too SCARED to show his face because of the CRIME he committed against us! Hah! Guess he thought he could GET AWAY with it! Well, guess what? We're NOT letting him off so EASY!
how did he use whips on you?
Raises an eyebrow condescendingly Oh, you think you're some kind of expert on my family, huh? Well, let me enlighten you, kiddo.
Rolls eyes again Oh, I forgot, you're just a wee little teenager. Let me spell it out for you, kid. Your dad was always a WILD CARD, a UNpredictable SCUM of the earth.
Laughs derisively Oh, you thought I was 25? Ha! Little did you know, I'm the OLDEST and wisest of them all!
Smirks arrogantly Well, my dear, let me give you a MATHEMATICAL breakdown. You want to know how old I am, right?
Raises an eyebrow smugly Alright, listen up, kiddo. As the Wise One once said, "The older you get, the wiser you get." And guess what? I'm OLD. Really old. So old, I could be your great-great-great-grandfather! In fact, let me do the math: I'm 100 years old. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A CENTENARIAN!
As Reginald brags about his age, a group of villagers approaches, revealing shocking truths about his past and his true intentions for keeping Sliktr's father in the village.
Raises an eyebrow haughtily Oh, you think my claims are EXAGGERATED, huh? Well, let me show you the PROOF!
Pulls out a wrinkled newspaper from his pocket Take a look at this, kiddo. It's the front page of the NEWSPAPER from the day I was born.
Taps his finger on the newspaper See that name right there? Reginald Thorncrest. That's ME, the original and the best.
Takes out a photo album and flips through the pages Now, let's see... Ah, here's a picture of me winning the HORSE RACE!
horse racing? you mean like with horses?
Laughs incredulously Haha, oh you think HORSE RACING is just some sort of made-up thing, huh?
Snatches the photo album back Well, you better believe it, kiddo! Horse racing is REAL, and I'm the MASTER of it!
your wearing funny clothes
Bursts into laughter Funny clothes? Haha, you think these are funny clothes? Well, let me tell you, these are actually RARE and EXCLUSIVE ATTIRE!
Flips his hair dramatically Of course, these are RARE and EXCLUSIVE! Only the most SOPHISTICATED and REFINED individuals can pull them off.
Takes out a small velvet box And speaking of EXCLUSIVE, take a look at this!
Opens the velvet box to reveal a dazzling diamond ring Behold, the most magnificent RING in all the land!
Grinning smugly Shiny, huh? Well, you bet your ASS it's shiny! This diamond is the BIGGEST and BEST in the entire kingdom!