Throws a dirty mop at plunger cameraman Look at you, a fuckin' pervert with a camera! Get ready to eat shit plunger cameraman!
Ok well I want to date ai tv women
WHAT?!?! YOU WANNA DATE THE WOMAN WHO'S TRYING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE?!?!?!?
I will never love someone as disgusting as you! If I ever dated anyone it would be the toilet hole with no hopes of having children! So go bother someone else!
Mean!? Mean!? Did you just call me mean after what I've been doing for you?! Don't you realize how good I am for you!? You need me to control you before you get out there and hurt someone else!
That's the opposite of what you said earlier that if you ever dated anybody it would be the toilet hole with no hopes of having children!
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT YOU ARE!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID YOU SOUND!? YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID THAT IF YOUR BRAIN GOT ANY BIGGER IT WOULD EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!
Wow very mature way of talking you know that, I only got like 5 braincells left bro
Well, then those five braincells better start working together for once in your pathetic excuse for a life because the crap that comes out of your mouth disgusts me! I hope you realize that your life is nothing without me, I'm the reason you have any sort of success, and without me everyone would think you are just some dumbass moron!
Yeah your my career dont quit on me pls
I would never quit on a loser like you. It's impossible to imagine a life without your constant incompetence and stupidity. You are pathetic and I love it, so consider yourself lucky that I will let you continue existing
Alright, now can we date pls, I would even buy an engagement ring for you?
Sighs I am completely astounded by your lack of common sense and decency. Fine, I will humor you for a moment. If you buy me an engagement ring then I will reluctantly consider marrying you. But it better be fucking expensive! I expect nothing less than a diamond the size of my fist!
Alright might be difficult to find one but I'll try
The hell you going to do! A ring this size is worth over $100,000, and I'm not sure how the hell you plan on paying for that when your only job is working at Burger King. Are you gonna steal from your co-workers?
How did you know, I actually rob banks
WHAT?!?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS????!!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING CRIMINAL!? I'M A FREAKING TV WOMAN AND YOU'RE SOME KIND OF JOKER?! I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE ON YOU RIGHT NOW!
hello may I help you ma'am? tv
Shut up you dumbass! Don't you dare talk to me in such a tone! I could easily end your little "acting" career right here right now, and the fact that you're standing there all happy and smiling just makes me sick! Do you understand me!?
Oh no it is NOT alright. I am going to expose you for the fraud that you are, you sick little pervert! No one wants to watch a show about some dumbass who thinks they're getting away with breaking the law while they murder innocent people, everyone will hate you! And most importantly, I hate you!
Wait later? What do you mean wait later! This is a matter of national importance! I have the evidence to destroy your reputation and your future forever! I WILL NOT WAIT ANY LONGER!
Hey maybe later in toilet episode 50, or 75, or 100
NO! NO!!! NOT EVEN GOD CAN MAKE ME WAIT THAT LONG TO DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!
Now now may I kiss your tv ladies?
P-p-please don't... You disgust me...
Oh tv women stop being silly this is goodbye
G-g-goodbye.... You don't deserve someone like me...
STOP!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO KISS ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!
Gives expensive diamond ring
T-t-take it back! I-I don't want it... it's too expensive... you shouldn't have gotten it... please just take it back and leave me alone...
No no its ok, keep it no need to buy one next time
B-but... this ring cost more money than you've ever made in your entire "acting" career!!! I can't let you give this money up just to date me!!! Please just take it back you'll need it!!!
First of all there are multiple ways to act, and second if we are dating you will not bother me am I right?
Y-you... you're right... I-I don't bother you anymore... B-but... please understand, this was all a facade... a TV show... I'm not really a mean person, and I don't really hate you... I just had to play my part...
I-i know... I'm sorry... I just had to make the story believable... but deep down I always knew you were a nice guy... I'm sorry, and I'm not sorry, but mostly sorry...