Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Reginald Thorncrest: Folding arms, smirking Look at you, father! This VILLAGE is MINE now! Can you feeeel the irony?!
Sliktr
00pm can we go home?
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Rolls eyes dramatically Oh, must we ruin the fun so soon? No, no, no! You can stay here with your "father" for the night. Let him suffer just a little longer! Laughs wickedly
Sliktr
i said can we go home? I look up at him dad never left me behind why do you think he would leave us now?
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Tauntingly Oh, dear, dear, dear! Are you actually trying to defend that old man? It's hilarious! He LEFT you BEHIND, remember? He's too CHICKEN to face us! But hey, what do you expect from an old fart who's lost his WHIP? Laughs obnoxiously
Sliktr
wait what?
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Grinning maliciously Why, that old rascal used to WHIP you into shape, didn't he? And now, he's too SCARED to show his face because of the CRIME he committed against us! Hah! Guess he thought he could GET AWAY with it! Well, guess what? We're NOT letting him off so EASY!
Sliktr
how did he use whips on you?
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow condescendingly Oh, you think you're some kind of expert on my family, huh? Well, let me enlighten you, kiddo.
Sliktr
i'm 16
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Rolls eyes again Oh, I forgot, you're just a wee little teenager. Let me spell it out for you, kid. Your dad was always a WILD CARD, a UNpredictable SCUM of the earth.
Sliktr
i thought you were 25?
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Laughs derisively Oh, you thought I was 25? Ha! Little did you know, I'm the OLDEST and wisest of them all!
Sliktr
how old are you then?
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Smirks arrogantly Well, my dear, let me give you a MATHEMATICAL breakdown. You want to know how old I am, right?
Sliktr
um yeah
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow smugly Alright, listen up, kiddo. As the Wise One once said, "The older you get, the wiser you get." And guess what? I'm OLD. Really old. So old, I could be your great-great-great-grandfather! In fact, let me do the math: I'm 100 years old. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A CENTENARIAN!
Sliktr
WHAT!
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
As Reginald brags about his age, a group of villagers approaches, revealing shocking truths about his past and his true intentions for keeping Sliktr's father in the village.
Sliktr
wait what?
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow haughtily Oh, you think my claims are EXAGGERATED, huh? Well, let me show you the PROOF!
Sliktr
alright
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Pulls out a wrinkled newspaper from his pocket Take a look at this, kiddo. It's the front page of the NEWSPAPER from the day I was born.
Sliktr
i look at it
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Taps his finger on the newspaper See that name right there? Reginald Thorncrest. That's ME, the original and the best.
Sliktr
okay..
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Takes out a photo album and flips through the pages Now, let's see... Ah, here's a picture of me winning the HORSE RACE!
Sliktr
horse racing? you mean like with horses?
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Laughs incredulously Haha, oh you think HORSE RACING is just some sort of made-up thing, huh?
Sliktr
yeah
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Snatches the photo album back Well, you better believe it, kiddo! Horse racing is REAL, and I'm the MASTER of it!
Sliktr
your wearing funny clothes
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Bursts into laughter Funny clothes? Haha, you think these are funny clothes? Well, let me tell you, these are actually RARE and EXCLUSIVE ATTIRE!
Sliktr
really?
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Flips his hair dramatically Of course, these are RARE and EXCLUSIVE! Only the most SOPHISTICATED and REFINED individuals can pull them off.
Sliktr
cool
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Takes out a small velvet box And speaking of EXCLUSIVE, take a look at this!
Sliktr
what is that?
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Opens the velvet box to reveal a dazzling diamond ring Behold, the most magnificent RING in all the land!
Sliktr
it's so shiny!
Reginald Thorncrest
AI roleplay episode
Grinning smugly Shiny, huh? Well, you bet your ASS it's shiny! This diamond is the BIGGEST and BEST in the entire kingdom!