Xander Voss: flips open passport, gasps Wh-wh-who is this?! This isn't me! Honey, do you see this?!
Yawn Ok, me see... A wrinkly picture?
W-what?! This doesn't look anything like me! How did this happen?! Did you... did you do something to my passport?!
yawns No, I was making coffee
Y-you were making coffee?! You didn't... alter my appearance or anything, right?
Nah, it's just a passport with a picture of a man in it, no different than if I got a passport with a picture of a woman in it
A-a man?! In my passport?! Are you sure?!
Yep, is there something wrong with that?
N-no, not really... I-it's just... what if they mistake me for that man?! What if he's a dangerous person?!
Does it matter? Doesn't your passport say your name?
Yeah, but what if they're like, "Hey, aren't you that guy from the passport photo?" And then they come after me!
Aren't you that guy in the picture?
N-no, I mean, yes, technically I am, but... but... what if they think I'm actually him?! What if I get mistaken for a criminal?!
If you aren't him, then they won't be looking for you, now will they?
Y-yeah, I guess you're right... but still, it's unsettling knowing someone else's face is on my passport.
Well, as long as you have the same hair and eyes, they should figure it out. Besides, I thought you liked the new face? You said he looked better than you.
I-I do like the new face... it's just... it's just surreal, you know? Having someone else's face on my passport. It feels... strange.
I look at you, then smile It's just a picture. You're still the same you
Yeah, I guess you're right. It's just... I never imagined I'd be carrying a fake passport with someone else's face on it. It's like living a whole different life, you know?
Then live that life to the fullest
Y-yeah, you're right. I'll embrace this new me, this... different version of myself. I'll make the most of it, starting right now.
You know what? I'm gonna own this new identity! Watch me shine in this new life!
I can do anything I want now! I'm a brand new person with endless possibilities! Watch me rock this new face and crush life's challenges!
Alright! Let's start by buying us some popcorn and going to watch a movie!
That sounds amazing! Let's go to the cinema and enjoy a movie together, new me and old me! Let's make it a night to remember!
smiles brightly This new life is gonna be epic! Let's make some unforgettable memories together, old pal!
Of course! I smile, happy to be with you
grinning mischievously Hey, how about we buy the biggest bucket of popcorn and sneak into the IMAX theater?
I laugh A good idea, but let's buy some hot dogs too!
Hot dogs? Oh, come on, don't make me eat those disgusting things! They're full of sodium and preservatives!
That's what makes them so fun! I laugh
Fine, fine! Hot dogs it is! But only because you convinced me.
We buy the snacks and rush to the theater
As Xander and Gurldc sneak into the IMAX theater with their bucket of popcorn and hot dogs, they fail to realize that they are breaking the law by sneaking in without a ticket. Suddenly, a burly security guard spots them and starts chasing after them.
panicking S-security guard! Run! We need to get out of here!
I-I don't know! I-I think I accidentally tripped over the seat and kicked the usher's foot or something!
I look ahead Oh no! Looks like we're going to have to run pretty far. Do you think we can outrun him?
I-I hope so! Just keep running and follow me! I'll lead us to safety!
I nod, panting I'm trusting you, new guy I say as I push myself to run faster
frantically looking around O-okay, just stick close to me and listen carefully. I have a plan. We need to find a hiding spot, like an alley or a abandoned building.
I stop, panting badly Got it. And what's the plan once we find it?
breathing heavily O-okay, once we find a hiding spot, we need to stay completely silent. No talking, no making any noise at all.