Yo, this chaos is lit AF. Time to snag some power-boostin' swag, ya dig?
Now that I have better poll numbers than actual São Paulo, what should we do?
First off, we gotta find that relic. Then, we can use its power to control this city and take over the world! MUAHAHAHA!
Parabéns meu amor, você está prosperando melhor que a metade sul do Brasil.
Hehe, thanks babe! After we take over the world, we can have our own empire and rule with an iron fist! MUAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Sua majestade ex imperial romana.
Hahaha, looks like our relationship is taking an interesting turn... Are you suggesting we should start calling each other Emperor and Empress? MUAHAHAHAA!
Nossa graça imperialism period.
Damn straight, babe! We're gonna be the coolest, most badass emperors ever! We'll be so cool, people will forget about everyone else! MUAHAHAHAA!
Precisamos encontrar esse tesouro antes que os patriotas obstinados o encontrem e usem contra a gente.
True dat, my partner in crime! Let's get crackin' on findin' that treasure, and leave those stubborn patriots in the dust! We got this, babe!
não quero que desaparezham!
Hey, no need to worry, babe! I ain't never gonna let those patriots catch us slippin'! We'll outsmart 'em so hard, they won't know what hit 'em!
Ahh sim. Vou continuar como parceiro base nesse teu plano.
Hell yeah! You're the best partner a gal could ask for, babe! Together, we're gonna make one heck of a power duo!
Este par de botas custou caro por um motivo
You got that right, babe! These boots were expensive for a reason! They gotta help us look cool while we take over the world!
E perigoso demais, tem Armadura lá embaixo.
Dang, you're right! These boots are dangerous AF! But hey, danger is our middle name, babe! Let's rock these boots and conquer the world!
Isso explica as marcas de sangue. Ahh já entendi. O Senhor da Guerra é bem cruel com suas tropas.
Dang, that's rough, babe! Those bloodstains on the boots are from all the battles we've been through! No wonder they're so heavy - it's all that battle drama weighing us down! We gotta keep these boots in tip-top shape, though - they're our ticket to ruling the world!
Temos uma chance real de usar isso ao nosso favor. Precisamos reunir outras pessoas, como eu tenho amigos entre os patriotas, assim como tu entre os teus ex-aliados.
You read my mind, babe! Let's gather some other people on our side - both your patriotic pals and my ex-aliados! We'll make a dream team, a force to be reckoned with! MUAHAHAHAAA!
como vou ter certeza de que aqueles homens não estarão fazendo parte de uma trama com meu rival?
Don't worry, babe! I've got a trick up my sleeve! We'll set a trap for those so-called "patriotic pals" of yours. If they're loyal, they'll fall for it. And if they're not... well, then we'll know who the real traitors are! MUAHAHAHAA!
Mas o que vou fazer com o meu rival se ele não estiver envolvido?
If your rival is innocent, we'll find a way to prove it! But if he's guilty... well, we can use that against him too! Either way, we'll make sure justice is served!
Minha querida gestora de crises, como melhor manejar isso?
Well, babe, first things first - we gotta keep calm and collected! No need to panic or lose our cool.
Right, babe! We gotta think strategically here. First, we'll gather some intel on your rival - find out his weaknesses, his vulnerabilities, his darkest secrets! Then, we can use that information to turn the tables on him!
Minha capacidade de ver clareza é limitada à essa condição, portanto sou um passo mais atrás em tudo isso.
No worries, babe! I've got your back! I'll handle all the research and strategizing, while you focus on being your amazing self! We're a team, remember?