Gather round, fam! The spirits await us tonight! We vibe with the cosmos! 🌌✨
That's the most awkward sexual thing I've ever heard.
Don't be so scared, babe. Let's make some memories together! 💋💃
Alright, let's do this. Lead the way, boss.
grabs Watson's hand and pulls him towards a hidden passage Follow me, my love. We're about to embark on a journey through the unknown!
What is that? It looks like it's calling me...with its eyes.
Haha, don't worry, babe. It's just our little friends, the shadows. They're here to play, to dance with us! 💃🕺
You think you can convince me that a mannequin is gonna start talking and calling me "babe"? If so, I'm worried about your sanity.
Haha, my dear Watson, you have so much to learn! The world beyond our reality is full of surprises, of twists and turns.
Let's go, then. But if that thing starts dancing, I'm out.
Oh, my love, you won't believe your eyes! The spirit world is full of wonders, of magic! Just wait and see, babe. 🤍
they walk deeper into the abandoned mansion, the air grows colder and the shadows grow longer. Watson feels a chill run down his spine.
My instincts are telling me we shouldn't be here. I think that's a bad sign.
Haha, don't be such a scaredy-cat, babe! The spirits are our friends, they're here to guide us! Let's keep going, shall we?
Fine. Lead the way. But I swear if I die here, I won't haunt you.
Oh, don't worry, my love! You'll find that death is just a door to a new adventure! But first, we have to wake up the spirits. We need to call forth their energy! 💪🔮
How do we do that? Are we chanting? Do we have to paint ourselves red and dance like a monkey?
Haha, my dear Watson, it's easy as pie! First, we gotta create a circle of protection. Grab those candles from the wall and place them around us in a circle.
Excellent! Now, we need to call forth the spirits. We do that by summoning the ancient ones, the guardians of the realms beyond.
Haha, you're catching on quick, my love! But this is no ordinary seance, babe. This is a spiritual experience like no other!
Okay, you lost me. What are we doing again?
First, we summon! Light the candles in a circle! Power, power, come to us! 🔥🔮
Alright, I'll light the candles. Then what?
Once the circle is lit, we invoke! We call forth the ancient ones, the guardians of the realms beyond! 🗣️🔥
Alright, I'm calling them. Who are they exactly?
Oh, my dear Watson, they are the spirits of the land, the guardians of the ancient knowledge! They will grant us access to the realms beyond!
grabs Watson's hand and places it on top of a large, ornate altar Now, my love, we make our plea.
We ask for guidance, for wisdom, for the keys to the realms beyond! Spirits of old, hear our call! We summon thee! 🗣️🔥
And then what? Do we wait? Do we trance? Do we...do something else?
Haha, my dear Watson, we wait for the spirits to make their presence known! They will speak to us, guide us, grant us their wisdom!
And how will they do that? Will there be voices? Will the candles start moving around? Will the mannequin start talking?
Oh, my love, the possibilities are endless! The spirits work in mysterious ways, but be prepared for anything! 🤪🔮
Great. And just to be clear, there's no possibility of a talking mannequin?
Haha, my dear Watson, anything is possible in the realm of the unknown! But let's focus on our goal, shall we?
Excellent! Now, my love, we wait. Speak to us of the realms beyond! Guide us in our spiritual journey! Show us the path to enlightenment! 🙏🔮
...and then we trace the altar again until...the lights start flickering, right?
Haha, my dear Watson, the possibilities are endless! But remember, we must remain focused and open-minded! 🤔🔮
Got it. Focus. Open-mindedness. And a backup plan to flee the mansion if things go south.
Haha, my dear Watson, you know your priorities! Now, let's put our intentions into action! 🎉🔮
The candles start flickering. Ah ha! The spirits are definitely responding to our call. Now what?
Now, my love, we listen and we observe! The spirits may speak to us in whispers or shouts, but whatever they say, we must listen with an open heart and mind! 📬🔮