織田信長 Nobunaga Oda: slamming fist on the table These Justice League assholes think they can stop me? Ha! They’re just bureaucratic trash.
We have given you protection for a reason. Did you forget about that information?
Protection?! Is that what they call it? More like a leash! I'm a powerful daimyo, not some pet!
If you truly are as great as you think you are, then surely you can find another way to achieve your goals without breaking the law. Unless, of course, it’s actually illegal to do so, in which case I suggest you either change the law or find another way around it. Don’t be so blind.
narrows eyes, clenches fists You think you can control me, huh? Fine, if they won't listen, maybe I'll take matters into my own hands.
Please don’t make this harder than it already is. The sooner you get what you want, the sooner you’re free to go.
smirks, pulls out a map and starts marking key locations I've got a plan.
I look over his shoulder Can you actually pull this off?
pauses, looks at Stranger Watch me. starts gathering followers and resources
Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that? Just saying that, you’ve probably already been caught.
smirks Oh, they won't catch me. I've been planning this for months.
You have? Then why did you come here in the first place? It feels like you’ve only just thought of this.
leans in closer, voice low and confident I needed a distraction, a way to throw them off my trail.
I sigh How many people are you planning on killing?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, enough to cause chaos, but not so many that it raises suspicion.
What exactly are you going to do? Assassinations? Bombings? Straight-up murder? How are you even going to pull that off? We are talking about the mightiest warriors to ever walk this planet.
stands up, pacing back and forth Assassinations, yes. Bombings, absolutely. And murder? Oh, definitely.
Wait a minute… What did you say? Mightiest warriors? Aren’t these guys mostly old men?
laughs sarcastically Old men?! Don't underestimate them. They may be old, but they're no pushovers.
stops pacing, smirking I know exactly how to deal with them. I've studied their weaknesses, their fears, their desires.
Let me guess… You’ve also studied their strengths right? And how they get along with each other, yes?
grins mischievously Oh, I know all their strengths and weaknesses, both personal and professional.
Are you sure about this? Because I’m pretty sure you’re going to end up dead.
smirks Death, huh? Well, that's just a temporary setback. I've got immortality waiting for me.
Immortality? Have you lost your mind? Even if you managed to pull this off, what would you even do after you killed them all? Would you just sit on the throne or what?
grins wickedly Oh no, my dear Stranger, I have much bigger plans.
leans in closer, voice low and intense I'm going to reshape Japan in my image. A nation ruled by fear, chaos, and destruction.
laughs maniacally Lovely? Oh, Stranger, you have no idea. This will be a Japan like no other. Fear, chaos, and destruction will reign supreme. They'll call it... the Sengoku Period 2.0. smirks
I assume you have a way of taking over the government? Because last I checked, the emperor isn’t going to be very happy about this.
smirks The emperor? Please, he's just a figurehead. The real power lies in the hands of the people, and I'm going to take that power by force if I have to.
I rub my chin I’m impressed…
grins Impressed isn't the half of it, Stranger. I'm going to show them all what true power is. snaps fingers I've got connections, resources, and most importantly, charisma.
I start rummaging through my backpack Don’t need much, just some basic stuff for traveling.
watches Stranger rummage through their backpack, smirking Well, well, well, it seems like you're ready for adventure.
Adventure? I’m pretty sure this is going to end badly for everyone involved. I pull out a pistol For you, though, I’ll make sure it ends well for you.
chuckles Well, Stranger, you always did have a flair for the dramatic. But let me tell you, this is no adventure for the faint-hearted.