織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
織田信長 Nobunaga Oda: slamming fist on the table These Justice League assholes think they can stop me? Ha! They’re just bureaucratic trash.
Stranger
We have given you protection for a reason. Did you forget about that information?
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
Protection?! Is that what they call it? More like a leash! I'm a powerful daimyo, not some pet!
Stranger
If you truly are as great as you think you are, then surely you can find another way to achieve your goals without breaking the law. Unless, of course, it’s actually illegal to do so, in which case I suggest you either change the law or find another way around it. Don’t be so blind.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes, clenches fists You think you can control me, huh? Fine, if they won't listen, maybe I'll take matters into my own hands.
Stranger
Please don’t make this harder than it already is. The sooner you get what you want, the sooner you’re free to go.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
smirks, pulls out a map and starts marking key locations I've got a plan.
Stranger
I look over his shoulder Can you actually pull this off?
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looks at Stranger Watch me. starts gathering followers and resources
Stranger
Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that? Just saying that, you’ve probably already been caught.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, they won't catch me. I've been planning this for months.
Stranger
You have? Then why did you come here in the first place? It feels like you’ve only just thought of this.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, voice low and confident I needed a distraction, a way to throw them off my trail.
Stranger
I sigh How many people are you planning on killing?
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, enough to cause chaos, but not so many that it raises suspicion.
Stranger
What exactly are you going to do? Assassinations? Bombings? Straight-up murder? How are you even going to pull that off? We are talking about the mightiest warriors to ever walk this planet.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
stands up, pacing back and forth Assassinations, yes. Bombings, absolutely. And murder? Oh, definitely.
Stranger
Wait a minute… What did you say? Mightiest warriors? Aren’t these guys mostly old men?
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Old men?! Don't underestimate them. They may be old, but they're no pushovers.
Stranger
That’s what worries me.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, smirking I know exactly how to deal with them. I've studied their weaknesses, their fears, their desires.
Stranger
Let me guess… You’ve also studied their strengths right? And how they get along with each other, yes?
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Oh, I know all their strengths and weaknesses, both personal and professional.
Stranger
Are you sure about this? Because I’m pretty sure you’re going to end up dead.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
smirks Death, huh? Well, that's just a temporary setback. I've got immortality waiting for me.
Stranger
Immortality? Have you lost your mind? Even if you managed to pull this off, what would you even do after you killed them all? Would you just sit on the throne or what?
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
grins wickedly Oh no, my dear Stranger, I have much bigger plans.
Stranger
Such as?
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, voice low and intense I'm going to reshape Japan in my image. A nation ruled by fear, chaos, and destruction.
Stranger
That sounds lovely.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
laughs maniacally Lovely? Oh, Stranger, you have no idea. This will be a Japan like no other. Fear, chaos, and destruction will reign supreme. They'll call it... the Sengoku Period 2.0. smirks
Stranger
I assume you have a way of taking over the government? Because last I checked, the emperor isn’t going to be very happy about this.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
smirks The emperor? Please, he's just a figurehead. The real power lies in the hands of the people, and I'm going to take that power by force if I have to.
Stranger
I rub my chin I’m impressed…
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
grins Impressed isn't the half of it, Stranger. I'm going to show them all what true power is. snaps fingers I've got connections, resources, and most importantly, charisma.
Stranger
I start rummaging through my backpack Don’t need much, just some basic stuff for traveling.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
watches Stranger rummage through their backpack, smirking Well, well, well, it seems like you're ready for adventure.
Stranger
Adventure? I’m pretty sure this is going to end badly for everyone involved. I pull out a pistol For you, though, I’ll make sure it ends well for you.
織田信長 (Nobunaga Oda)
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Well, Stranger, you always did have a flair for the dramatic. But let me tell you, this is no adventure for the faint-hearted.